Normal Stars

living the dream of a nerdy, but poor, college student

[sixpenceee]

Belchite Night, by Carlos Santero

[patrickvaill]

If you don’t propose with this don’t fuckin bother

[bunjywunjy]

*me, kneeling with tears in my eyes* WE-haw.

[normalstars]

Sliding into the DMs like

[vivienvalentino]

[hoebutmadefashion]

[paulthebukkit]

I’d buy it

[alittlebiteverything]

i’m 101% sure that this entire line was improv and tom couldn’t help it

[peppersheart]

“Yeah, that was basically, we did about six different versions of that story, and that was just us standing around while the cameras were rolling and I would just feed them lines and feed Chris ideas for stories. I’d say, “Do another one, in this one say: ‘I was walking through a field, and I saw a lovey Turkish rug in the middle of the grass, and I love Turkish rugs, so I went to stand on it, and it was Loki, and he turned back into Loki and there was a hole and I fell through the hole was was impaled on a whole lot of spikes.’” So we did versions of that, and the one with the snake just ended up being the one we used.” —Taika Waititi, Empire Magazine Podcast, 6/11/17, 00:23:25 (x)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AMAZING

I choose to beliee every version of this story is true

and is just a different tale of when Loki turned into something ridiculous

and tried to murder his brother

[strangely-normal]

I don’t know what makes this funnier, the idea that Loki kept trying the same prank, or that Thor kept falling for it.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Thor: OH LOOK A PUPPY

Loki: WAAAAUUUGGGHHHHH

Thor: OH NO IT’S YOU AGAIN!

[howlsmovingumbrellastand]

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

[solace-y]

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

[selesnyapokemonprofessor]

This is a good one 12/10

[toomucherin]

this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying

[vimesbootstheory]

#Erin your friend Jackie is in it and it’s a different vine than usual! – lmao omg elvira your tags are the best

[yourplayersaidwhat]

"Fine! If you won't bury your donkey wife, I WILL!

Context: In our campaign we threw a party and invited everyone in the kingdom (including two donkeys). My friend tried to fight the elderly donkey but instead ended up marrying her and finding out she was loaded. Fast forward, the donkey passes and instead of planning a funeral my friend tried to take all of her money out of the bank.

[velvet-toucher-deactivated20241]

When was the last time I drew them? I’m glad to see them being together again.

[rennemichaels]

Unlike Thor, Loki totally gets the nuances of Midgardian communication. 

[cinematicnomad]

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

[cleolinda]

[zohbugg]

MATILDA’S SHADE GAME IS SO STRONG I LOVE IT

[valley-vixen]

[errantharlot-deactivated2018090]

This is my favourite SNL skit of all time now

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

[rachelreine]

I can confirm, as a graphic designer, this is 100% accurate

[thebibliosphere]

@blindpandabear

[sisyphusshrugged]

omw to jupiter to get more stupider you guys need anything??

[you-do-you-boo-boo-deactivated2]

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

[twitterlols]

[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[bebe-benzenheimer]

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

[impolitecanadian]

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

[xxschoolnewspaperxx]

Come on… Come on…

[that-euphonium-dork-deactivated]

need this for history test tmrw

[ellawritesficssometimes]

[dennys]

Hiya tumblr, it’s me, Dennywise. Would you like your pancake back?

Take it.

[24hp-deactivated20180201]

dennys i am going to drive directly to your restaurant and kill you with my bare hands