Pretty Eyes and Chicken Thighs

Alright. My name's Graham, I am 23 years old. Umass Amherst graduate. I literally have no idea what else to say haha. Snapchat/Instagram/Twitter: Nosafetea I clearly am VERY creative with my usernames...

[blackpyrefly]

wide boys comin through!! make some room folks!!

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

right this way

[blackpyrefly]

thank you sir

[siizzy]

[trevenants]

#iconic

[punkasshunter]

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[literaryreference]

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

[soupsane]

Tom Garden [Artstation]

[whoredrigo]

Brooke Lynn’s slowed down reveal while Dangerous Woman plays

[bromomctwotterjock]

I love the internet

[professorduck]

[warakami]

[logarto]

[that-twink-over-there]

Wig

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

The twink said wig and I agree

[mockwa]

[toastoat]

wahoo!! hell yeah!!!

[to-heck]

This show never ceases to amaze me

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[weirdness-is-good]

This is a thousand times better than any Hollywood movie’s twist ending.

[island-delver-go]

A friend of mine just shared this on facebook and I’m losing my mind

[fuckyeah2000s]

[justeraaron]

Being a dad the right way

[passion]

“pokemon is running out of ideas”

geodude was a rock with arms

[powerburial]

no, he also had eyes, and a mouth, and a strong brow, and a great personality

[leftboob-enthusiast]

Like I know bus stops are liminal spaces and all but this kind of thing is a little too surreal for first thing in the morning