Roommate Quotes

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Backfiring

Songofsunset: [teasing mefloraine by spamming her on twitter]

mefloraine: [tweets back] "Not sufficiently annoyed"

Songofsunset: "Oh reallly?" [Plays this song full blast in 5 different windows at once]

mefloraine: [twitches and dies]

Songofsunset: "Mission accomplished!" [mutes computer]

10 minutes later

Songofsunset: [goes to listen to something on her computer]

The 5 Window Pony Song of Doom:  PONIESANDPONIESANDRAINBOWANDSPARKLESANDPONIESANDYOUDIDN'TREALLYNEEDTHATHEARTANYWAYSANDPONIESWHEEEEELOL

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But TUMBLR!

mefloraine: "Go to sleep! You have an exam tomorrow, and bad things happen when you don't sleep. And by you, I mean you specifically!"

Songofsunset: [recalls the "almost punctured her own eardrum with an ornamental chopstick" incident] [goes to bed]

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Mixing Fantasy and Reality

Songsofsunset: [starting to tell a story] "Oh yeah, this one time one of my friends had, um--oh wait no, I read that in a book. Never mind."

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It's a little late for that...

Both of us here in the dorm room are planning on attempting NaNoWriMo.

mefloraine: "We're suddenly going to have no life."

Songofsunset: "...We just spent the last two hours in the library. For fun."

(And by library, we mean reference books and literary magazine compilations)

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Sorta like Adipose, but it's Ninja Pose.

Songsofsunset: [Strikes a random ninja pose. Holds it. Looks at mefloraine.]

mefloraine: Hey, I'm not judging. Out loud. 

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Mefloraine: I'm telling you guys, they should make a hit comedy series. Of me.

Songofsunset: O_o

mefloraine: ...oh, and you. *gestures*

Songofsunset: [for the billionth time] Stop saying funny stuff while I'm typing into Tumblr! We need to get to sleep!

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More from mefloraine, transcribed while I was typing the last post.

"Awesome deserves italics. That's how sweet it is. I mean awesome. I mean emphasised. I'm gonna stop now.

Snickerdoodles."

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Self-narration

"I have a tendency to narrate my life. That's how awesome I am. I needed my own personal narrator, but no one else would do, so I hired myself."

~mefloraine

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I (songofsunset) have a tendency to narrate my own actions. We were leaving the room, and I was bemoaning my mess.

Songofsunset: "Looks at jacket on floor"

mefloraine: "Looks at ROOM on floor"

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[mefloraine has been talking like a gangster to a conclusion of "let's never do that again."]

Songofsunset: Instead, we can talk like Spock!

mefloraine: How do we do that?

Songofsunset: Basically you just say that everything is illogical.

mefloraine: Your face is illogical.

Songofsunset: Your mom is illogical!

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mefloraine: "You're just jealous because your desktop picture isn't as pretty as mine!"

Songsofsunset: "..." *has the exact same desktop picture after mefloraine linked it to her a few days back.*

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It got worse. My roommate is a saint for dealing with me.

I got an "A" on the project, though! ^___^" #artmajorproblems

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Don't tell my boyfriend

mefloraine: Oh god, I hope my children aren't messy.

Songsofsunset: I don't think there is anything you can do to raise a child neat.

mefloraine: Kill them and start over.

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It's kind of pathetic when I have to eat by the door because my room is so messy. I am even afraid to go over to my computer because of the mess!

Songsofsunset as she eats a sandwich

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"Spock, Spock, Spock, Spock, Spock, Spock, Spock, Spock, Spock" *bursts into mad giggles*

Songsofsunset while deliriously finishing an art project

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Why....

Our RA comes down the hall and offers us all candy if we can get a question right.

"Alcohol can kill brain cells: true or false?"

mefloraine: "True."

Songsofsunset: "False!"

We all stare at Songsofsunset.

RA: "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that."

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We just moved our bikes into our dorm room.

mefloraine: *pets handlebar* "Why hello, bike. It's nice having you here. :3"