When You Have Today, Say All That You Have To Say

Tan, 21, I have a blog just like every other teenage girl in this century; however, I'm a piece of shit, holla.

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don’t keep it all bottled in. i know you do that. it’s ok to let it out, so don’t forget to do it once in a while.

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is this about farting or is it just me?

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Paw patrol fandom coming to check you bitch!!!! *starts to bark*

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me gazing out into the ocean: sure is some scary soup

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imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to

and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.

and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth

imagine

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now realize that this is what bees have done to us

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STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R … My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance) They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this… STROKE IDENTIFICATION: A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough. RECOGNIZING A STROKE Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions : S * Ask the individual to SMILE .. T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’). R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS . If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher. NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is 1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue. 2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke. A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved. And it could be your own.

First reblog post that actually saves a life.

This is a life-saving post.

the more you know

yeah don’t think that this can’t happen to you or someone you know if they’re young. my cousin’s wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year

I’ve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know.

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LIVE SAVING. WOOOAHH. REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG 

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Had a family member almost die of one, so signal boosting because you never know when you could save a life.

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Because I feel bad if I don’t reblog…

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My mother died after being paralyzed by a stroke. Please read this^

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I remember a while ago here in UK there were stroke-identifying adverts. Their catchphrase was FAST:

F- Face: is their face fallen on one side?

A- Arms: can they raise both their arms up and hold them there?

S- Speech: is their speech slurred? Can they speak a full sentence?

T- Time: if all the signs show a stroke, call 999.

We managed to save my nana with this information when she had her first stroke. 

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SAVE A LIFE.

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Being asked “Why are you depressed? Life is beautiful!” is like saying “Why do you have asthma? There is so much air!”

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BTS stands for Bad and Terrible Songs

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this has the same energy as 2012 tumblr talking abt superwholock

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So apparently I just picked up an $8,000 organ off of the curb

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The few seconds before I realized you meant the instrument were terrifying

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My friend just fucking destroyed her Aunt on Facebook

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OK WHITE GIRL YOU BETTER DRAG AUNT BOOTSIE!!

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Ain’t Bootsie didn’t know she was coming for that drag, but damn if she didn’t get it.

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this was 20 years ago and nothing’s changed

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Unfortunately

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a deleted scene from the 2001 spongebob episode “just one bite.” it was cut from future airings due to complaints that it was too violent. 

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THIS ACTUALY HAPPENED! I THOUGHT I FUCKING MADE THIS SHIT UP IN A DREAM OR SOME FUCKING SHIT. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!!!

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Visit Original Link

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this is what my brain plays during anxiety attacks or splits

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(via sc_x_cs)

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It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

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Shoutout to everyone that had a dream career or ideal life but were roadblocked by math.