[floridakilo]

gus: we are business professionals here at los pollos hermanos meth incorporated

gale: my star ⭐️ my perfect silence 💔

walter:

[charl0ttan]

white baby getting oddly defensive about having only ever listened to classical music in the womb

[jelliedlimes]

Ref below the cut!

I GET GOOD GRADES, I FOLLOW THE TEACHINGS OF SURAK, I'M A VULCAN!

This is for me and the Approximately seven other people that have both watched Star Trek TOS and But I'm a Cheerleader.

I honestly could've also used Kirk as a stand-in for Megan but I liked the tagline of but I'm a Vulcan too much and I can see Kirk more as Graham than Spock

[hotvampireadjacent]

[nostrilferatu]

Trisha Yearwood’s hair 1991 >

[the-big-mood]

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[moleshow]

[userfish]

which of my most Californian/west coast takes is the worst

in n out > shake shack & five guys

burritos should have rice in them

new york media bias is destroying this country

the Pacific Ocean is infinitely better than the Atlantic

sunsets are prettier than sunrises

dungeness crab is the best crab

Voting ended onJun 30

[keyfili]

PORTRAIT OF A LADY ON FIRE / faceless 2019 • dir. Céline Sciamma

[thepinkernet]

kera magazine's phone flash! section (2001)

[lake-erie]

the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood

[weepylucifer]

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

[clusterbuck]

started a new book and immediately realised i was expecting something very different to what i was getting so. question

if a book is labelled literary fiction, do you expect the prose to be good?*

yes

no

secret third thing

Voting ended onJun 26

*define ‘good’ however you want, i guess. i can’t really define it either, but in my mind litfic prose should be good, and also there’s something about it generally that reads differently to genre fiction**

**this is not a value judgement and i’m not saying genre fiction prose can’t be good. please do not piss on the poor

[helloitsbees]

How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit

[helloitsbees]

you can’t fucking do this to me

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

A Noble Sacrifice

Never has there been a more righteous and honorable way to get an ear infection.

[beyourghost]

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

[dajo42]

>looking around a market

>ask a vendor if their crafts are real or slop

>she doesnt understand

>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is real and what is slop

>she laughs and says “its good crafts maam"

>look at the stall

>its random 3D printed dragons and AI generated pictures of pokemon