I LOVE BEING HUMAM.

i sure love not being 8623 spiders haha am I right lads?

[not-a-spider]

A little bit about me:

Hello!! You can just call me Spider! (Although "Ghost" is also a name I go by!)

My official name on other platforms is Fryed-Rice btw, in case you see that in my art lol. I also have a gimmick account called @the-spider-distributor, where I give my children to random people!

You might know me from "Pretend to be ants in a colony"!! I try to be as active as possible in the community, but sometimes I need breaks :]

(I have also started roleplaying in the Evil Science Center recently!)

Some of my characters from those communities are:

Ants: "ant" 823 (nurse regal spider), Twig (the praying mantis cult leader), and Juliant (also ant 5733, the friendly shopkeeper!)

ESC: Dr. Webb (millions of spiders pretending to be human), and Talos (...the sentient printer).

Some fandoms I'm a part of:

Deltarune, Undertale, Forsaken, FNAF, COTL (both Cult of the lamb and Children of the light. Yep.), Omori, QSMP ("formerly"), Vocaloid, and more!

IMPORTANT info:

My gender is: A Creature™

*cough-* I mean, I mostly use they/them pronouns! Although he/him is also allowed :]

I'm part of the aro/ace community, (although I will not say the specifics)

Anyone who is part of the fruit bowl (🏳️‍🌈) community is welcome here!!

(And although I myself aren't one, furries are also welcome!)

I AM AN ARTIST!! I am trying to get better every day, just like everyone else! This is a safe space for beginners and masters alike.

I DO COMMISSIONS!! (Sometimes for free, other times for like a dollar or some cents. Very cheap stuff. Just tell me about your character and I might draw them!!)

I do A LOT of rants here! That's one of the main stuff I do on this blog!

If you try to talk with me, uh, I might explode. I LIKE TALKING WITH OTHERS!! .....But I get social anxiety very easily, so this is just a warning :>

Rules:

— Try to keep it SFW! (Light dirty jokes are fine tho, I do them all the time)

— If you have questions about my art, (what you can use, how to use, how I do stuff, or literally just anything), ASK ME!! I WANT TO ANSWER!!

— Just be civil, that's all! :D

EXTRA extra stuff:

I have two cats! (Fluffy orange baby and Siamese bastard)

Favorite color: Amber and that bright ass yellow-green that hurts your eyes

Some songs/musicians/bands that I like: Sodiikat, Lemon Demon, Madilyn Mei, odetari, (and I'll probably add more!!)

I'm allergic to pineapples. Just thinking about them makes the inside of my mouth hurt (I'm not joking). It's like garlic to me. NO PINEAPPLES ALLOWED IN MY BLOG >:(

I'm also allergic to ketchup. I just thought everyone's skin became temporarily red whenever they got ketchup on it, and was surprised to find out that wasn't normal.

My favorite animals are cats and sea bunnies :]

I am a NERD. Please ask me some NERD questions if possible. I NEED ENRICHMENTTT!!!!!!

Anyways, enjoy my blog!! :D

[ripplespate]

I don't have ms paint but just pretend it is bc no one knows paintbrush for mac but i can assure you it was just as hellish if not worse since theres technically no brushes other than a pixel round brush and the worst looking freaking spray paint

[unsound-satyr]

SCROLL BACK!!

IT'S A PAINTING!!!

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[teaboot]

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

[not-a-spider]

Drew plenty of angels today, feelin' good

[jaithink]

Facts about me!

My I-don't-give-a-fuck attitude towards romance combined with my asexuality means that gender/sex is practically irrelevant to me in dating terms.

My brother threw a sword (a plastic one, mind you, but still very pointy and it was a bit dented and jagged) at my head when I was three and it bled a lot (prolly more than I thought because child brain but the head has hella blood vessels so who knows)

I have a pet tarantula named Shelob that's still a baby.

I run 2 D&D campaigns, co-run a third, plan to run a fourth one, currently play in 2 campaigns, ran 1 one-shot, and have played in several others previously (I think it's about 3 or 4 at the time of posting this). Despite this, I have never managed to finish a single one of said campaigns.

I slept until 13:00 this morning.

I still haven't finished my culminating project presentation and I really should because it's due tomorrow.

I probably could have walked into a bog and died when I was a kid but a wall of reeds stopped me and probably saved my life (there was a "field" near a large pond that kinda looked cool to explore and I'm 95% sure it was a peat bog)

I started studying Buddhism a little bit.

Mutuals and fellow friendly tumblers, please feel free to chip in with your own fun facts.

[jakejavu-offical]

Of course, JA!

Apparently I am one of the few cishet Tumblr users

I usually hit the hay around 10:30 pm earliest and around 1 am latest

I have separate app folders for low and high quality games (often the sorting is partially subjective)

I have a two-chapter fic that I need to continue. Right now. Please remind me. PLE-

I have ASD

Noises overwhelm me sometimes

I often get distract- woh is that a balloon? /silly

I think I broke my back (/hj) on a ride that I went on ten times in a row, I was yeeted every which way and it was beautiful but GOD MY BACK 😭

That's all

@ajithink @anonmuos @echothevessel @grandexcessivecoremode @ihavenocluewhatiwanttobecalled @ipaddres share some fun facts about yourself! /nf

[ipaddres]

Not for long Jake. Soon we shall turn you to the light side of the force /j /silly

- I kinda wanna try a new name out myself? Gonna have to get used to it though.

- Despite being brought up in a Christian household, I am everything but a Christian.

- I have braces (I hate them)

- I'm gonna try and make a hornet cosplay for Halloween. Gonna have to start saving up for a wig tho

- I had/have Sever's Disease. When the growth plates on the back of your heels rub on the bone if you walk for a long period of time.

That's all tbh

@mistic404 @antjester @alien-in-washington @thehollowmite @echothevessel + open tags!!!

[alien-in-washington]

Braces suck, I've got to admit

One time, I was playing in a red ant nest and was covered head to toe in red fire ants. It was very painful

I go by my nickname for everything irl

I love to chrochet

I can thread a needle first try every time, no prep, no assistance with tools. Real ones know how hard that is to do lol

That's all!

@burning-britain-official @mariorat-the-aroace @abyssweaver @sashimi55 + open tags

[kaiyorice]

Crochet looks fun

- I have had a lifelong obsession/hyperfixation on cats in my family full of dog lovers

- I can cry on command (idk if that’s special)

- I have ADHD and MDD

- i absolutely HATTTEEEE HATEEEEEE squirrels

- I have many nicknames I use for different people to mess with them

Said nicknames are Kaiyo, Cassie, Avery, and fart master 2742

- I once got bitten my my dog on the face and I had to get an injection right by my lip and under my chin in the province in a family friends shop

-I do horse riding and plan to do fencing

@antjester @ant9624 @not-a-spider @seriouslythisisagoodname @pagurus-san +open

[not-a-spider]

Uhhhh yayyy sure!! :D

Also, CRYING ON COMMAND SOUNDS COOL AF!!

- I started learning English when I was around 8 years old, ...by only watching gacha FNAF-trapped-in-a-room and whatnot videos.

- One of the first English words I learned by myself was "kiss"!

- I have a severe carnal hatred for Coca cola. This is because my original school was funded by AmBev, the people who make Pepsi, and we weren't allowed to drink Coke there! So yes, I am very biased on the Coke VS Pepsi argument.

- This account was PURELY made to roleplay in the ant colony communities. I never had any other account nor used Tumblr before this.

- My orange cat was given to me by my teacher, who was openly advertising to students of all ages that his female cat had kittens! ... I'm pretty sure that's illegal in some way, or at the very least NOT AT ALL responsible. But I'm not complaining, because wouldn't have my baby otherwise!

- I have a terrarium full of worms! I love worms. They're my babies.

- When I was a small kid, I had a pet beetle! One of the big ones, not small, and I'd hold it in my hand constantly.

- ^ However, I got said beetle while traveling to my aunt's city, so I had to go back after a couple of months and was very sad to leave it..... Until literally two weeks later or so I found out that it SOMEHOW followed me home. (I later released it into the wild, since it wasn't good to keep him confined and I didn't have a backyard in that house)

- I used to have a family dog that I called Popcorn, because he was probably mixed with some type of poodle, despite being originally from the street!

- ^ Popcorn hated me with every atom in his body. I couldn't even hug my own mom because he'd get jealous and start growling. I was bit MANY.... MANYYY times by him. He's the reason why I can't be near ANY dog without getting scared or anxious.

- In real life, I like wearing grunge, colorful, goth or scene clothing. Sometimes, all at once :]

@herwonderlandfire @seriouslythisisagoodname + open

[not-a-spider]

All of the things I plan on doing in the future are related to my art and/or artistic ambitions.

Those biology degrees I plan on getting? Yeah, I need that shit specifically for my fantasy world that I've been making for the past 5+ years of my life. I need it to be realistic.

Wanting to one day move to Canada? Yeah, they're got some pretty cool stuff. I heard they have cosplay conventions. I desire and need that creative freedom, like air.

Getting someone to live with me one day (maybe)? Have you seen the economy??? I need at least 3 people's retirement money to buy good drawing equipment!

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[shenoego]

GET BACK HERE

[donutdrawsthings]

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

[killhitleragain]

Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:

[mochiiknight]

Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[papersnatch]

* [Trash heap]!!! YOU KEPT IT!!! YOU REALLY DO CARE!!!

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[gales-boyfriend]

[tobiasbones]

The other day i bought this yarn cause that’s obviously the trans flag, and I just saw that this colour is called ‘life’! I’m gonna cry

[chr0nically-b0red]

Yo gays, theys and everyone queer!!! since its pride month and im bored asf ima start a tag trend: ur queer journey (apologies to cishets on this app if u exist)

Before age 11: [deadname], never heard of lgbtq, not thinking abt pronouns or labels but ig cishet, she/her ig??

Age 11: [deadname]/[nickname], heard of gay and lesbian, still not rly thinking abt labels, cishet still ig, she/they

Age 12: [deadname]/[nickname], learns more abt lgbtq, asexual, idkromantic, cis girl ig, she/they

Nearly 13: [nickname], starts questioning nonbinary/agender, questioning sexuality, they/them

Age 13: [old preferred name], questioning nonbinary, aroace cupioromantic, they/them

Later age 13: [old preferred name], settles on agender, aroace cupioromantic, they/xe (later goes back to they/them for afew mths)

Current (14): Rowan, agender, aroace, omni-alterous, aegosexual, they/he/any neos

Tags below:

@lelethetopicchanger @ilikeweirdandcoolthings @walking-mushroom @burnttoast7272 @ella3clipse @schoolishomofobic @finnthegayman @greendayyy1039 @iiiidiotnathanieliii @itzactuallyace @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @jamiethewriter2026 @lightsabersandbluecookies @queen-of-the-sewers @veethevoyd @waitingonabook @buzzycrow @xxal13n0p055umxx @shinycr0w + opennnnnn

[r0b1nzr10t]

tysm 4 da tag!!!

b4 11: didnt rlly know anything xd (dedname) she/her

12: (dedname)learning more pretty sure atp ik most sexualitys and some genders, bi she/her(year 8)

13:(dedname) pretty sure ik all sexualitys and most gender identitys bi/lesbian she/her (i think)

14: Robin(sum ppl like family still call me wat i consider my dedname bc im still not out 2 sum ppl) lesbian, nonbinary/agender, asexual, aromantic(aroace), lithromantic, sex-averse (apologies if ive forgotten anything) she/they

tagz!! @brendonbitezz @emilyerotica @pois0n-petals @xashnicole1009x @bitesssx @maxxiessecretboyfriend AND ALL MY MOOTZ/open tagz

[xashnicole1009x]

TY KWEEN <3

Before 11 - Straight Ally, (deadname), She/Her

12 - (deadname), Bi/Lesbian/Omni, She/her and then They/She/He also became hypersexual for some of 2024 and that sucked

13 - (deadname), Aroace, She/Her. Later in the year I became Queer with She/They pronouns and my name was Keira!!

14 - Keira/Ash/Vega/Any Name, Pansexual/Demisexual/Demigirl/fictokin, She/They/Xe/Any

TYY :D

@pirulated @microraptorhours @xleomustdiex @voidboyvyncent @xavier-keeps-killing-himself @iiiidiotnathanieliii @cxn-txmmi

[cxn-txmmi]

16 and under: was straight, a “girl”, and was just honestly uneducated but aware that I was different.

17 and over until in my 20’s: bisexual, “a girl” and more educated.

Early 20’s: coming out as trans (nonbinary, all pronouns, and planning to Micro dose on T later on in life, Lesbian, didn’t had all these labels before and didn’t label myself until realization)

Now 24: Still Nonbinary, Pansexual, Demisexual, and now coming out as Ambiamorous. I’m proud of me. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Tags: @notslim-realshaky , @herwonderlandfirefreakingevil , @seriouslythisisagoodname , + more!

[herwonderlandfirefreakingevil]

found gacha Yaoi, liked gacha yaoi, grew up shipping male characters together for as far as I could remember. Thought I was trans for a bit because I always cried about wishing I was a boy, I wasn't convinced, so I stopped thinking about my identity. As for my sexuality, I was convinced that the bi flag was the asexual flag for a while. I thought I didn't like men because I was pan before that. I thought asexual meant no sexual or romantic feelings for a while. Then my dumbass found the aroace umbrella, and a few years later (months ago), I thought about my identity, and BAM!

@abyssweaver @antjester @ant9624 @not-a-spider @chaos-triangle @vaeh2011 @lalaland-ruler

[not-a-spider]

Young bugger: Doesn't really know what LGBTQ+ means, but thinks it sound cool. Doesn't care or mind. She/her I guess

Still young bugger, actually learning about some basic labels like bisexual, gay, lesbian etc: Supports it! For some reason said "I want to be a lesbian when I grow up!" when my parents tried explaining to me what it was. She/her(?)

Teeny bugger: watches some cool gacha yaoi videos, (I'M WITH YOU, MOOT!!). Actually looks into the community and tries to understand it. Ships yaoi a LOT. She(?)/they

6th grade bug: Thinks I'm trans for a while because I wanted to be masculine, and hated feminine stuff. But the term didn't fit quite right for some reason...... Then I met some girl in my class who was super into the LGBTQ+ community, and part of it. She teaches me about different gender identities and briefly asexuality. I don't pay attention to asexuality, only doing a quick search about it. I grab the term genderqueer and bisexual, since it feels more correct. ???/they

7th grade bug: Said class girl teaches me about the genderfluid identity after I ask her for advice. I immediately love and stick to it. Also, maybe I'm pan? I don't have a preference... So sure! (<< SUBTLE FORESHADOWING FOR AROACE). Any pronouns

Later bug: After a long time of questioning the pan label, I finally learn about what asexuality is! "Holy shiet, this is the thing my friend told me about like, years go. Wowie". I start looking more into it, and after a long while, settle for just the aroace umbrella term in some way shape or form. Also finds some genderfluid microlabels and sticks to them, realizing that I do indeed prefer being masc. Any/they

Recent bug: Realizes I like girls, extremely confused since I thought I was JUST aroace. "The term lesbian fits more with me than straight... But I don't like being a girl, so that also feels uncomfortable!" Learns about what Neptunic sexuality is, aka liking women as a masc or primarily NB person "Oh alright, this helps! :D" He/they

So uhh, yeh! Shout out to my 6th grade rival to friend who never knew what sexuality she was, despite being constantly proud about being part of the community, and teached me more about it than my own parents. You helped a shitton, Mayssa <3

@kaiyorice @seriouslythisisagoodname