i didn't mean to get so carried away

lauren. twentynine. life treats me nicely.

[not-foryou]

Sweet as candy!

Get my art printed on awesome products. Support me at Redbubble #RBandME:

[haleyincarnate]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[twiststreet]

!!!

[juneboba]

[not-foryou]

This is fucking AWESOME

[newyorker]

[nevver]

The New Yorker

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TBC since tumblr’s posting methods changed

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

Linked article URLs, in order of appearance:

1. Exploiting harassment claims

2. Bob Livingston admits claim is true

3. Truth about false allegations

4. Coming forward is traumatic

5. Accusational statistics

6. Assault victims’ memory reliability

7. Truck stop killer

8. Not worth the book deal

9. Percentage of women who have experienced sexual harassment.

[beyfann]

13 years ago today, Pepsi’s Super Bowl commercial starring Beyoncé, BritneySpears, Pink & Enrique Iglesias was premiered. #PepsiGladiators

[beyondthescatteredwalls-deactiv]

Damn these were simpler times

[allisonpregler]

so lemme break this down

-lord caesar iglesias, who does not sing in this musical commercial, has captured britney spears, pink, and beyonce to battle it out gladiator style -our trio decides instead of fighting, they will instead rock so hard that the audience forgets about their battle to the death -their musical prowess is so damn powerful they rock the foundation of the earth and overthrow caesar iglesias along with his stash of ancient roman pepsi -beyonce, britney spears, and pink drink pepsi while the audience cheers -enrique iglesias is eaten by a lion

[not-foryou]

This legit gave me goosebumps. <3

[edificecomplex]

https://wheelhaus.com/model/roadhaus-wedge/

[1000drawings]

Library

[chenlesus]

[politicalsci]

[nevver]

Please don’t eat the Daisies

[not-foryou]

I’ve lost 4 lbs and I was feeling real cute yesterday, so here I am.

[kayeblegvad]

Mansplaining, for the NYT today. Shhhhhhh.

[radicalduck]

there’s no words but you know exactly whats goin on

[asmenukearchive-blog]

the article includes the term “manologue” which i think is one of the best terms invented this decade

[not-foryou]

is this the perfect time to introduce a word that I made up to explain the feeling that dumbfounded feeling that comes as you’re being mansplained to? 

Maneurysm

As in, “When my Tinder date tried to mainsplain how there isn’t actually a pay-gap, I swear I had a maneurysm.” 

[bled]

[not-foryou]

Today, I threw out a little bonsai tree I had because it had died. A few weeks ago, I stopped watering it. I knew it was going to die, but I let it. When I realized I wouldn’t be taking it with me when I moved, it didn’t seem wise to continue trying to maintain it.

Knowing that I am moving has put a lot into perspective about the things I've been holding on to. This goes for things and people. Sometimes I think it's easier to continue putting energy into things in order to sustain them rather than stopping to determine whether they're worth keeping around. I'm making those determinations now, and it's feeling really good to let go. 

[not-foryou]

Need. 2. Get. Laid.