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vethox

I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”

harryedward

men will literally nut 45 seconds into sex and have the audacity to ask if you came. yeah i came to the wrong house

harryedward

i posted this on twitter and some guy sent me his address

keyblack-hl

Somebody gave our mascot statue a tennis ball.

good he deserves it

he is a good boy

by Tyler Cohen

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as a customer thats fair to be honest

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katsux

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If someone could love me for me no matter what I too would make that face

squidwardofficial

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

que-pesao

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There’s no graffiti like Broadway graffiti

If you’d read the book you’d know the answer to that question

amargedom

“Can you remember who you were, before the world told you who you should be?”

— Danielle LaPorte (via minuty)

hellinq

“Did you study for the test?”

hellinq

*In the middle of the test*

handsometruth

😍😍😍

ruinedchildhood

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reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

mediocrepresident

YES

fortangel

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.