NotAlwaysYou

I am technically not always you after all. Side blog of Shiny Pokemon and other big Pokemon tasks is sheensparklesparkle. (Sheen Sparkle Sparkle)

[romint-drake]

I also developed a garlic allergy and need to be invited everywhere, but that's because I don't want to impose

[usernameyettocome]

big fan of these two

[user-without-a-cool-acronym]

obsessed with the way Zaeth and Ghorse have the same hair

[i-like-dropout]

fantasies about vampires coming to your town to fall in love with you and make hot vampire sex to you: old, outdated, boring

fantasies about vampires coming to your town to improve the public infrastructure, destroy the rich families milking you for money, and perhaps also making hot vampire sex to you (or helping you make hotter sex with your partner of many years): rejuvenating, what we need in this day and age, modern

[onegiantmeep]

brennan character bleed creating enmity between vampires and leprechauns but drawing the line at astrology

[dogpuppy]

[lesnik---the-enterprise]

fans when LEGO makes display sets aimed at adults: omg LEGO isnt for kids anymore there are no play features they are just making collectors items now😡😡

fans when LEGO makes sets aimed at children with many play features and less emphasis on accurate models: omg why is LEGO making such UGLY models this looks like its for 6 year olds i cant display this😡😡

[hungry-skeleton]

Asexuals were always part of pride and it really fucking shows when people think it's a recent term.

[hungry-skeleton]

Although not going by the term "asexual" yet, asexuality was spoken about alongside homosexuality as far back as the 1890s. Asexual history is just as vital to queer history as any other term and I'm so tired of watching us being treated like a new thing

[hungry-skeleton]

This image is so so fucking important to me

[hungry-skeleton]

Reblog this, cowards

[badjokesbyjeff]

An engineer and an anti-vaxxer walk up to a bridge

Seeing as the bridge is the only crossing over a notoriously crocodile-infested river, the two prepare to cross. Just before they set foot on the bridge the anti-vaxxer halts the engineer.

- How safe is it to cross this bridge exactly? - he asks

- 99.97% - the engineer replies confidently

The anti-vaxxer thinks for a moment before turning around:

- Guess I’m swimming then…

[lizardlicks]

change your god damn url OP

[segamascott]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[wendydoodles]

Leon's comebacks are one hit kills.

[ziyuanyuan1113]

More resident evil requiem sketches...more emily, leon and grace interactions

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[winnie-daze]

Thanks Leon

[teathattast]

[hoovesnhorns]

Hehe

[totallynotgayforyou]

[catmask]

i love when pets huff or sigh dramatically. like i am sorry. you're so right. you live such a laborious life. it must be so difficult to take naps and get pet and fed treats and played with all day. really a packed schedule youve got there boss. how do you manage it all. well no matter i'd say it's time for your well earned 7th afternoon nap