Unbetitelt

genderfluid any pronouns what even is human interaction "don't tell your real name or age on the internet" years old

[baleful-meat-worm]

favorite kind of teeth? I am fond of leopard seal teeth personally

oooh a fine choice!!!

i actually really like horse teeth :) they're so odd and uncanny, and im a huge fan of their ridiculous tiny canine teeth. also love a good diastema :)

boars, dogs and shrews also have really good teeth

[princessraptor]

Have you considered opossum teeth? They have the most teeth of any terrestrial North American mammal and I feel they deserve teeth appreciation for that

I also love their cute little pink nose. And those little black round ears. And how their face is white and they have SO MANY whiskers. Whiskers everywhere. Opossums are just my fave animal.

[baleful-meat-worm]

VERY GOOD ANIMAL

[notamilkofmice]

On the airplane in the seat with the sexiest view

[notamilkofmice]

windowseat looking straight at the wing flaps

[notamilkofmice]

On the airplane in the seat with the sexiest view

[notamilkofmice]

Midnight-Watermelon is great at the moment but! you have to go shopping early in the morning to have breakfast watermelon too

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[rooksandravens]

Is it a glitch or a feature?

[cranberrybogmummy]

Feature

[hellenhighwater]

Something just occurred to me in the category of "experiences I feel are universal but are probably not." So here's a poll!

Have you ever been tent camping?

Yes, but not since I was a child

Yes, I have camped in a tent as an adult (possibly also as a child)

No, I have never gone camping in a tent.

Remaining time: 2 days 11 hours

We're including any kind of tent, but not RVs, campers, or cabins. Open-air camping (with no tent) or with tarp tents counts as tent camping for purposes of this question.

[purinkei]

vampire knight (matsuri hino, 2004)

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[imokube-deactivated20240203]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[mr-freezo-42069-inactive]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[hallowed-be-thy-ween]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[ct-5757]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[thanook]

ITS THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF SEPTEMBER

[wizardchicken]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[egardanier]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[notamilkofmice]

I feel a bit tired but got a lot done today? By intermittently taking breaks and doing stuff relaxed? And it was even way more effective than brute forceing through the exhaustion? *shocked pikachu face*

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[meepcity9]

Been getting into nothing lately

[homunculus-argument]

What are you supposed to do when you're the type of bored where you don't want to do anything but there's nothing you can do about it either? It's 4 pm and there's five hours of day left and I don't want to sit through them.

[scribblesandknots]

Something you want to have done but don't actually want to do? I used to use this logic to get stuff done when I was severely depressed in college: I didn't want to do *anything*, so I might as well do homework. Tomorrow would look a lot better if I did homework than if I did nothing.

Or sleep.

[homunculus-argument]

Oh shit you're right. The dishes.

[homunculus-argument]

Ah yeah that fixed it. Loaded the dishwasher, washed up the handful of stuff that doesn't go there, collected the trash and beverage recycling from my sitting region, and did up my meds organiser. Now much happier to do absolutely nothing.

[baleful-meat-worm]

i love when people draw people like mammals with mammal features

[kosmogrl]

[manwhorewednesdays]

This is actually such a crucial part of healing from neglect and abuse and I have to add to this.

Because indeed, people who like you will not roll their eyes and sigh at the idea of accommodating your needs, they will value your voice and be upset with you about injustice done to you, not at you for "being difficult". They will be happy when you find a way to live a better life, and help you to get there. If you are struggling, someone who loves you wants to see you smile, not tell you to smile because "you have it so good".

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[homunculus-argument]

"You only get one family" is true, but not in the way that people who like to say that think it is. You only get one family, the first one is free. If that one sucks or it's just not a good match, you can get a new one but you're gonna have to find that one yourself.

[pretentioustoasteater]

Coming from you- that becomes a literal homunculus argument. Build that family member by member

[valtsv]

anyway now that guy is gone can we all just agree that "you're too priveleged to have ever been abused" is an insane thing to say. like hey what theory can i study to learn how to victim blame Wokely.

[valtsv]

yes being marginalised in any way does increase your vulnerability to risk of being harmed without meaningful consequences for the perpetrator and that's grossly unfair + abuse is primarily about power and control but if you are a human being with a body there is no sufficient social condition you can achieve that makes you immune to being taken advantage of

[valtsv]

idk i just think implying that if you're marginalised you should expect to be abused and that nobody else could possibly understand your struggle or support you in fighting back is maybe not as progressive as some of you seem to think it is