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[northirish]

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

[northirish]

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

[northirish]

Bottom scientists as well

[pukicho]

I drank a shitload of honey last night and slept for 12 hours

[pukicho]

Stop calling me bear

[silly-witch]

[faggotfungus]

[homunculus-argument]

"You only get one family" is true, but not in the way that people who like to say that think it is. You only get one family, the first one is free. If that one sucks or it's just not a good match, you can get a new one but you're gonna have to find that one yourself.

[pretentioustoasteater]

Coming from you- that becomes a literal homunculus argument. Build that family member by member

[pukicho]

Pirate’s booty, Pirate’s penis, Pirate’s balls. All treasure.

[mountainchickentm]

What about a Pirate's soul?

[pretentioustoasteater]

What about the Pirate's friends they made along the way

[wholesome-animal-images]

[louisegluck]

Sylvia Plath, from The Unabridged Journals [ID in alt text]

[the-haiku-bot]

ALTSylvia Plath,

from The Unabridged Journals

[ID in alt text]

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[pretentioustoasteater]

So close yet so far, a haiku bot does try- *falls short on alt text

[itsapmseymour]

New chapter begins~

From living and creating mostly on upper floors

To finally having a front lawn ❤

[pretentioustoasteater]

Will JoJo be an outside/yard cat now?

[houseofclamp]

[ispyspookymansion]

being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

Also true crime

[ispyspookymansion]

no thats a different and worse thing i am not associated with you

[pretentioustoasteater]

What about Nestle documentaries?

[beardedmrbean]

[snickerpuffs]

The latest stupid idea that's making me laugh-- one of those "voice headcannon ( ˃ᴗ˂ )◞ • *✰" videos but for something that already has canon voices, and it uses the actual voice actors. it even includes clips of them doing the same/similar performance as they did in the actual work

[itsapmseymour]

Mac And Cheese that amplifies Strength Stat

(Smoked Gouda and HotnSpicy Spam)

[pretentioustoasteater]

Isn't the gouda harder to get all melty? Did you toss it in the broiler at the end?

[goldsnek]

Idk I made this at 4AM

[starlightseraph]

sometimes i’m reminded that margaret thatcher wrote self-insert fanfiction for yes, minister and then forced paul eddington and nigel hawthorne to act it out with her on national television. it sounds like a bit from the show but it actually happened.

[pretentioustoasteater]

Wait, which episode?

[starlightseraph]

it’s called “the PM’s plan” and it’s a quick sketch that was done for the 1984 national viewers and listeners awards. it’s an uncomfortable watch, and it gets the character lore wrong lol

[pretentioustoasteater]

I thought I was prepared for the worst, but that... It takes real talent to make Nigel Hawthorne look that awkward.

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[talkshows-deactivated20150818]

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

[basketghost]

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

[1dietcokeinacan]

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

[starlightseraph]

sometimes i’m reminded that margaret thatcher wrote self-insert fanfiction for yes, minister and then forced paul eddington and nigel hawthorne to act it out with her on national television. it sounds like a bit from the show but it actually happened.

[pretentioustoasteater]

Wait, which episode?