Good morning :::)

He/It | I make art sometimes

[maggots-on-fire]

Pro tip for if you wanna feel cool and fashionable:

wear three necklaces.

[go-forever]

All of the post content filters I currently have set to avoid reblog bait (and picker wheel posts):

please reblog

can and should reblog

don't scroll

dont scroll

do not scroll

should reblog

repost this

reblog if

reblog with

reblog this

reblog to

reblog post

reblog and put

reblog and write

reblog and tag

rb if

rb with

rb this

rb to

rb post

rb and put

rb and write

rb and tag

reblogging because

reblogging for

rebloggin' for

rebloggin for

rebloggin' because

rebloggin because

rebloging this

reblogin this

reblogin' this

reblogging this

reblogging from

rbing this

rbing from

reblogged this

reblogged from

rbed this

rbed from

spin the wheel

spin this wheel

spin wheel

random wheel

random picker

pickerwheel.com

picker wheel

always reblog

signal boost

reblog forever

reblogging again

reblog game

if you see this

just reblog this

just reblog.

just reblog bc

just reblog because

interact with this

share it

share this

spread it

spread this

a reblog could

reblogging could

put in tags

put in the tags

put it in the tags

write in tags

write in the tags

write it in the tags

mention in tags

i'll start

ill start

this post

tell me

what is your

who is your

legally required

I know some of these are redundant or contain each other but i don't feel like fixing it

Also that last one might filter out some news articles and related content but I had to put it in because people were genuinely saying "if you see this you are legally required to tell me [...]"

EDIT: I would like to clarify this is a living document and i am updating it as i see more posts (ugh). See newest additions below:

ask me anything

repost this

likes to charge

reblogs to cast

like to charge

reblog to cast

reblog for

rb for

rb and

tell me in the tags

reblog and

tag game

reblog =

quiz time

take this quiz

take the quiz

take quiz

this quiz

let me know

reply / tag

^ (genuine example i saw. felt like they were intentionally skirting my filters even if they werent. but to be fair i didnt have the one below set up either)

reply/tag

keep reblogging

this version

everybody say

[installationwizard]

Book one of The Murderbot Diaries, All Systems Red, is a survival mystery as a small team of scientists are faced with an unknown threat while trapped on an isolated, hostile planet, with no hope but to trust their second hand, possibly murderous, robot security.

Artificial Condition, book two of The Murderbot Diaries, is about two robots in a trench coat pretending to be human for a job interview.

[hellenhighwater]

I forgot to eat dinner so I'm having 11 pm corn on the cob. This counts as a meal

... It's possible that I really need to do some grocery shopping

[hellenhighwater]

Okay for those of you living in pitiful ignorance, take a raw ear of corn with the husk on and cut all the way around the base (as pictured: above the point where the husk meets the cob, so that the entire husk is severed but still wrapped around the corn. Do not cut through the cob.) Then, with the husk still on, microwave it for 5-7 minutes. It'll basically steam it inside the husk. Remove from microwave --it will be hot, so use a mitt or a towel--and firmly pull the top of the husk/silk, which should come off easily in one piece, unsheathing a flawless corn on the cob. If it doesn't, you probably need to cut a little higher around the base, so all the leaves are severed. No picking off silk!

[hellenhighwater]

For the nonbelievers (and for me, a second corn)

[hellenhighwater]

This website works so well

[demilypyro]

I tried makeup for a while in college but I could tell it was actually making my dysphoria *worse* because I'd feel alright about myself but then take it off at the end of the day and I'd see my face without makeup and suddenly be hit by how ugly I felt without it and I was like oh. this doesn't seem healthy. so I swore it off and threw it all out and now my bare face doesn't really bother me anymore. I want to feel good about myself at all hours of the day, actually

[demilypyro]

Oh yeah this isn't even really a trans thing, this is a woman thing.

[muffinlance]

"Trans women are women!" say make-up companies, your equal opportunity source for corporate-backed dysphoria

[yume-fanfare]

evil things:

mandatorily having to download an app to do a government thing

google play store showing sponsored results before the government app

stupid app wont load

its a whole app for 1 single procedure and it wont even do that thing

[herpsandbirds]

Mauritius Ornate Day Gecko (Phelsuma ornata), family Gekkonidae, Mauritius

Photograph by Daryl Pastore

[aro-culture-is]

Aroallo culture is knowing that this isn't some adults-only identity and gatekeeping it prevents important conversations from happening

!!!

[autistic-reptile]

sorry I saw a post about AAVE and got fired up and had to make this

[whyenn-reader]

people be like "oh dont go on hrt it will alter your body forever and is unnatural" and tell you they're on ozempik three minutes later.

[kosmogrl]

Dont blame yourself for not having known a lesson only time could teach

[i-am-a-fish]

I love it so much when people tag reblogs with character names, either because the post reminded them of a character, or the post is something that they think the character would say. I really love it when people get super into characters they like, it's wholesome and fun and awesome

[bloodbornebutch]

please don’t forget you’re loved. anxiety lies. people care. you are loved. It’s ok.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reminder that ao3 does not recommend typing directly onto their site. the site doesn’t automatically save works for you. if the site crashes, if your wifi gets disconnected, if you lose power, if there’s a glitch, you risk losing everything you’ve typed down. type your work elsewhere. safe your work elsewhere. then copy and paste it onto ao3

[baleful-meat-worm]

favorite kind of teeth? I am fond of leopard seal teeth personally

oooh a fine choice!!!

i actually really like horse teeth :) they're so odd and uncanny, and im a huge fan of their ridiculous tiny canine teeth. also love a good diastema :)

boars, dogs and shrews also have really good teeth

[princessraptor]

Have you considered opossum teeth? They have the most teeth of any terrestrial North American mammal and I feel they deserve teeth appreciation for that

I also love their cute little pink nose. And those little black round ears. And how their face is white and they have SO MANY whiskers. Whiskers everywhere. Opossums are just my fave animal.

[baleful-meat-worm]

VERY GOOD ANIMAL

[imjunebitch]

[reverse-strawberry-milk]

Vem fan

[dagenssvenska]

Jag har sett många äldre människor göra såhär med sina smörpaket. Lämnar smörkniv permanent i dem tills smöret är slut.