in honor of adam and greasy’s birthday, the most underrated joke in good omens
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in honor of adam and greasy’s birthday, the most underrated joke in good omens
If I were a security guard for a person who’s being targeted by assassins I simply wouldn’t devote my entire attention span to every single noise I hear.
Why do I care if there’s a random noise in this out-of-the-way dark corner? My post is right here.
But… but I threw a rock there. Y-you gotta check
If I hear a noise I’m gonna throw a flash grenade in that direction.
MY EYES AND EARS
“Got a neutralized assassin in gate 17.”
“Did they try distracting you by throwing a rock?”
“Yeah, they did.”
“Fucking idiot.”
4 years of community assassin college for nothing
I love how at the end of The Fifth Elephant, the actual villains of the story are: the hatred of open dwarf women which is written in a way that mirrors misogyny and transphobia, and rich people trying to get richer at everyone else's expense.
The second most powerful dwarf calls cheery a slur and Vimes is like if he uses that word in front of me or any of the other watch there will be, as we say in diplomatic terms, repercussions.
And when someone else, I forget who rn, calls cheery a slur detritus stands up to his entire huge terrifying height and says I know what that word means. It is not a nice word. I do not want to hear anyone use that word again
Feels v gender affirming idk
the fifth elephant really said
made a lil anathema in this picrew and wanted to draw her
(WARNING: scopophobia, eyes)
It was @sightkeeper ’s birthday last month, so I drew them their spooky version of Aziraphale for their AU comic “Chosen Faces”.
India ink and gouache on watercolour paper.
Click HERE to read the comic!
Night Watch is one of Sir Terry’s most hopeless novels - and, by the same token, because of the same things, one of his most hopeful.
It’s a parody - and I use that word very loosely, because there’s really nothing funny about it - of Les Miserables. It’s about a failed revolution, and a barricade, and the people who fought and died there for nothing. Nothing changes. Politics with a capital P goes on, and even the most pure and noble of intentions only becomes food for the pit of snakes who pull the strings. The powerful remain powerful, the powerless, despite their solidarity, their desperation, their violence, their hope, remain powerless. Their little lives don’t count at all. Things continue exactly as they always have, minus a few faces in the crowd.
It is also, I think, where we see Sam Vimes at his lowest. Sure, Thud! does similar things in stripping him down, but that is under an outside influence, and he has his family to think of. He has something to fight for.
In Night Watch, though, all of that is taken away. Sam Vimes, eternal cynic, for once has Cassandraic knowledge that his cynicism is absolutely founded. He knows how this will end, and there’s no Corporal Carrot to make the world magically better around him, no Sybil and Young Sam to push through for, no city to protect. The absolute best that he can expect is to succeed, and lose that family, that future, forever. The absolute worst? He dies. Everyone he cares about here dies. And it’s all in vain.
Sam Vimes is an alcoholic. It’s something that we tend to bring up when we’re talking about how amazing he is, how much he’s overcome, but gloss over otherwise. Which is a little sad, because it’s fundamental.
Sam Vimes faced this exact dragon, years ago. Sam Vimes saw there was no way to slay it. He saw the ants eating at the heart of every hope, every effort. He saw the first man he really knew as a good and kind and just - but never passive, never weak - man die, horribly, slain for no reason but petty grudge and Politics. He saw John Keel’s garden wither and die in its bed. He saw the hope of a better, brighter Ankh-Morpork squelched, and the sacrifice of a good man wasted. He saw the world, in all of its rotting, miserable, pestilent despair, spoiling every good thing that dared show its face, its only ordering principle the slow decay of entropy.
Young Sam Vimes had no anchor. Young Sam Vimes had nothing left to turn to but the bottom of a bottle and the smelliest part of an Ankh-Morpork gutter.
Sam Vimes, as of the events of Night Watch, is back there. Not only physically temporally displaced. He has nothing. There is no reason for him to stand up, to take on the role of John Keel, to take responsibility for the barricade, to try to bring Carcer back to justice. To fight the doomed fight. There is nothing between him and finding a quiet seat at the Broken Drum, ordering himself a pint, and giving up. There is nothing between him and despair.
But he gets up anyway. He intervenes anyway. He tries to help anyway, even when he can’t believe it will make any difference. And it doesn’t, in the end.
Except that people lived who, save for the actions of John Keel, would have died. Except it quite literally meant the world to them.
And that’s where the hope is hiding, in this hopeless, bleak, despair of a book. There is no glory. There is no revolution. There is no good thing that cannot be corrupted. There is no point. Except.
The Disc turns on the ‘except’. Always has. Always will.
I love the dynamic in the Discworld fandom on this site, I think it's mainly because there are a lot of dormant fans, if you will, who've read and loved the books for years but haven't engaged much recently, who sort of reappear whenever a fun post is doing the rounds. It's fantastic. We get the cozy small fandom vibe without the screaming matches, but also get the popular posts from time to time, y'know?
YEP. In fact for some people it’s Emotions Day right now.
To everyone tagging and commenting with some variation of “Oh, I almost forgot that it’s tomorrow!”
“Damn! Damn! Damn! Every year he forgot. Well, no. He never forgot. He just put the memories away like old silverware that you didn’t want to tarnish. And every year they came back, sharp and sparkling, and stabbed him in the heart. And today, of all days...”
That’s so very meta of you.
The lilacs have been in bloom for a while so I was afraid they might have already passed before tomorrow... But no. They're still as strong and lovely as ever. It's Feelings Day tomorrow!
Samuel Vimes, who had never gone into a place of worship with religious aforethought, worshipped Lady Sybil, and not a day went past without his being amazed that she seemed to do the same to him
I adore them
The Good Omens book was published 10 May 1990, Happy 31st Birthday! :))
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any contemporary Good Omens adaptation or fic that doesn’t feature Crowley starting petty internet discourse on purpose is unrealistic
Some Zira's while waiting for the ball to drop
duck pond dates my beloved
all media that uses christian mythology as a central function are inherently really funny and very neat. like everything makes sense from the hell side, including why they need humans to do things for them, they hate humans because god loves them more and they want to hurt him by turning humans against him, but from the heaven side it’s always very cool and interesting. bc like.
either you have a present god (rare) which is REALLY funny bc like. then all obstacles the heaven side face are really just bullshit. like yeah sure god wants to respect free will and what not but like. he doesnt have to. and he doesn’t have to even let the hell side exist. this is just a choice. which makes god extremely petty and out of touch which. is a fair assessment
and an absent god is also both really funny and really interesting bc then the heaven side is just making up what they think god wants them to do, which makes for neat characters and stories that p much all end up, intentionally or unintentionally, being about how bullshit hierarchy and bureaucracy are bc none of the higher ranking angels really have any more authority on what they’re all supposed to be doing than the foot soldiers we typically follow. but even an absent god still exists (presumably) and the best conclusion you can really draw as to why he doesnt get involved is bc he just wants to see what happens, which is insane, and again, extremely petty and out of touch when you’re talking about world-ending conflicts.
(and thats why good omens is one of my favorite books and shows bc it’s all “ineffable plan” this and that but god is literally just dropping a speck of glitter into an ant hill and watching what the ants do with it. and i also love how supernatural keeps lucifer locked up in a cage too bc then the hell side is really just making shit up with only slightly more information.)
if i do finally catch up on supernatural it’ll mostly be bc they decide to contend with that absent god still like, existing
the more i try to write this SH crossover, the more i start to think that maybe retiring to the countryside isn't exactly the best idea for crowley like. what the hell is he going to do?? terrorize a cow? glue nuts to trees to bamboozle squirrels? aziraphale i can understand but crowley?, the guy's been around human beings since the dawn of creation, our snakeboy needs ENRICHMENT
also ALSO. i know this must've been obvious to everyone else but I've JUST realized. the naming. so the naming is important. a name gives purpose. adam receives his hell hound who will be and do and obey everything he wants and he calls him Dog. mr Young is handed the literal antichrist, whose task is to grow up to be, do and obey everything heaven and hell want, but he doesn't end up with heaven OR hell, he ends up with humans! and mr young names him adam! THEE man adam!! Man who was forgotten and trodden on amongst the eternal conflict between heaven and hell. and like every human, adam wants to make the world better, and when he realizes just how rotten it is he wants to destroy it and start all over again: potential to be truly holy AND definitely wicked. but at the end of the day, he says no. he goes back to tadfield, goes back to his family, to his Dog, to his friends. because the most human wish is to be happy. to spend your days in approximate tranquility and stability. to just... live. people are fundamentally people.
the fate of armageddon was sealed the moment the antichrist was named after humanity
alright, I'm gonna do it in bunches since I've already started and I don't feel like doing a post for every single thought. here's what I've noted down until now
trans icon anthony janthony crowley. both the "crawly was not him" line AND the part where he had to sign with his real name. i see you king
you know, the miniseries kinda cemented it in everyone's brain that aziraphale ran after adam and eve on foot, but can you imagine if he appeared to them all glowing and mighty (he may be breaking the rules but he's sure as hell following the protocol) like "take thine epi pen. take thy god forsaken epi pen and GET OUT"
overall there's not much to say about the first scene. it's so iconic even just saying what I've said here feels redundant. a timeless masterpiece
ah yes. the casus belli of the great libra dibate. a fandom treasure to like. six people in total
i love how newt was introduced! unironically i do! he's such an interesting character in theory, and he obviously fulfills A Task in the story he's in, but everything he has with anathema later is just so fucking mediocre! is it because she's so amazing? is it because he pales in comparison? i mean, terry was the boss of writing mediocre male characters with incredible wives, why did it land so bad this time? maybe it's the whole prediction thing that throws me off. maybe it's that white guilt bit with the soldier at the end. maybe anathema has so much lesbian energy that it kills my suspension of disbelief. newton and shadwell are some of the few things the miniseries actually made me like more. all in all, wow, baby anathema is unreasonably cute. you write your 16th century spelling notes girl, don't let them stop you
i know they were building up for the "playing guitars at people" joke, but they really could have spared that linching joke
wait, was the "he'd been an angel once. he hadn't meant to fall" bit because crowley hadn't the heart to actually throw the baby antichrist into the fields? i never connected those thoughts, i thought he had just been panicking
you know who we should've got more of? mary loquacious. i love my girl so much
first we blamed mary for going to the wrong room, then we blamed crowley because we realized he had mistaken mr young for a satanist, but why don't we ever talk about sister grace mistaking "MASTER" CROWLEY for the baby's father? how do you even make that mistake! you never know what a satanist looks like, the book actually makes a point of them being exactly like every other organized religion. but people don't go around calling the husband of your patient "master". wake up people, you've been blaming the wrong dumbasses
i also want to know about Adam's older sister. what kind of life even is that, man
spanish inquisition bit my beloved
i love how it's been 6k years and they're still going at it with the "oh WELL i wouldn't actually associate with you in theory but given our special circumstances, if we really MUST" the rituals are intricate. this is why i actually like the idea of them getting together AFTER the apocalypse better. not in an angsty, "crowley pining after aziraphale while aziraphale is too scared to reciprocate" way like the tv series, and more like "everybody makes out with their mortal enemies, silly, that doesn't have to mean anything- what? yes with tongue. sorry but i don't see how that changes things in any way"