a goddamn tree stump with leaves sprouting out

Previously: annaophelia, uncitronpoisson, pansexualpancakes

[danshine]

friends was right

[sogasogaso]

explain

[danshine]

it hasn’t been my day, my week, my month, or even my year

[tastefullyoffensive]

[reverseracism]

[moral-of-my-opinion]

Her name is Rhonda Grayer

http://blog.blackbusiness.org/2017/05/wt-stevens-construction-black-owned-construction-business-awarded-contract-flint-water-crisis.html?m=1#.WSCP08tlDqA

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

She’s married to Jeff Grayer the former pro-nba player!

[galacticpasta]

Tag urself: sensory issues edition

[angryboyvctim]

“picky eater”

[greatwhiteprivilege]

[firefoxed]

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

[balkanbruiser]

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

[greatwhiteprivilege]

im here for this analysis

[thenatsdorf]

“Come with me, I want you to meet my babies.” [full video]

[weavemama]

[lolnein]

Bonus Panel: http://lolnein.com/2017/06/21/potatochips/ Patreon - Webtoon - Tapastic - Facebook - Twitter

[notaquamarine]

So the full length mirror in my apartment is on the back of the door to the hall. Which means that occasionally I'm like 6 inches from it doing my makeup when someone knocks and it scares the piss out of me every time.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via chapmanchapman)

[magicfolk]

When I say “I’m an avid reader,” what I mean is, I read the Harry Potter books over and over again and occasionally read something else.

[butch-king-frankenstein]

[cowboybabeop]

this is one of the most genuinely funny posts i’ve seen in a very long time

[oraclesofnorway]

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

[andrewbelami]

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

[deactivatingrealsoon-deactivate]

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

[swampwulf-deactivated20181204]

I laughed, then laughed harder when it dawned on me that looking at this had triggered the effect I was looking at.

[lemonsharks]

@rubyandhergingercat

[edwardspoonhands]

I just want everyone to know that these guys are super tiny and amazing. They strut along at about 3 millimeters per hour. 

[exeggcute]

when people try to talk about how honey is supposedly unethical because we’re stealing the bees’ food I’m just like, genuinely curious if you’re aware that the honey we eat is the result of beekeepers raising colonies and harvesting the excess honey while making sure the bees are all good and fine, and that the honey you buy at the store is from a farm and not just like going into the woods and sticking your hand in a beehive like a bear in a cartoon and stealing the wild bees’ honey

[skreamingninja]

[autohaste]

If depression was a musical

[capacity]

This is a bop

[squarecutorpearshape-deactivate]

okay but this person’s comedic timing is insane

[theashleyclements]

As someone currently in a show with Lauren, it was a delight to see this come across my dash. Honestly my friends are so funny and talented it’s obscene. (Also small plug for Solve It Squad - we open on Thursday!)

[edwardspoonhands]

Adding a note to say that this is Lauren Lopez performing in Firebringer if people don’t know it! 

[shencomix]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Owlturd

[kniivila]

Dog does not understand