NotchieUwU

i also post on my main blog: notchie. this margin does not have the room to explain why it is this way

[notchieuwu]

death certificate

this blog is abandoned, i'm still around on my main tho @notchie, i'm told i've gotten funnier, follow me or something

[notchieuwu]

mr president i get that you've discovered puppygirls on twitter recently but can't this wait until after the journalists are gone

[2000ish]

[assthetictbh-deactivated2016010]

seriously it’s 2013 where is this??

[everyday-departure-blog]

2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.

[clowngirlhonkers]

2022 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.

[emotional-support-puppy]

2023 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.

[iceslushii]

2024 and we cant even electronically synthesise big macs out of nothing. we’re basically living in a dystopia.

[notchieuwu]

2025 and we can't evenelectronically synthesise big macs out of nothing. we’re basically living in a dystopia.

[feldfrog]

For sale: ship of theseus

Condition: used, like new

[kuvaton]

[niuniente]

Reading in Finnish: Drivers! Please unpack your load and finish your day on Friday 30.11. Unfortunately this also reads as; “Drivers! Please cum and kill yourself on Friday 30.11″

[anoxthon]

happy cum and kill yourself day!

[calamitys-child]

The trans flag should have a werewolf on it. Like how Wales has a dragon

[notchieuwu]

[deadontheweb3]

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

[avatardoggo]

oh

GROOVE WITH ME BABY

[notchie]

reblog to make this post appear on your blog, and on the dashboards of your followers

[notchieuwu]

comment to make the words you write appear under the post

[butchfagminotaur]

just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet

[butchfagminotaur]

like the reason this exists is because none of the words sound like each other, which means that even with a terrible signal both parties should be able to clearly understand the words being spelled

i am dead serious that i believe this should be taught in school

[yrbeecharmer]

well good morning it’s time to get up and find out why my roommates (neither of whom, to my knowledge, celebrate Christmas) are blasting Christmas music at 8:30 AM on November 14th

[yrbeecharmer]

all righty then

[imp-and-skizz-but-everywhere]

Bugs when you pick up a rock

[hungry-skeleton]

Shipping a man in a canon het relationship with another man but I'm shaking my head the whole time so you know it's not out of misogynistic disregard for the woman character

[isuggestpolyamory-archive]

i have a suggestion

[totallyawesome123]

lets hear out tumblr user isuggestpolyamory

[hjartasalt]

Working in retail is so interesting sometimes. Yesterday a woman came in to tell me the desk fan she'd bought only worked when it was plugged in. Didn't even ask for a refund, just wanted me to know how strange she found this to be

[yellbug]

pic i took years ago while driving home from work past the scary snail playground. i stopped in the night and pointed my headlights at it

[hungry-joe]

Yeah that tracks

[notchieuwu]

"street dentist"