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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
we're not kids anymore.
hello vonnie
Three Goblin Art

Origami Around
Sweet Seals For You, Always
One Nice Bug Per Day
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
taylor price
noise dept.

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death certificate
this blog is abandoned, i'm still around on my main tho @notchie, i'm told i've gotten funnier, follow me or something
mr president i get that you've discovered puppygirls on twitter recently but can't this wait until after the journalists are gone
seriously it’s 2013 where is this??
2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.
2022 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.
2023 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.
2024 and we cant even electronically synthesise big macs out of nothing. we’re basically living in a dystopia.
2025 and we can't evenelectronically synthesise big macs out of nothing. we’re basically living in a dystopia.
For sale: ship of theseus
Condition: used, like new
Reading in Finnish: Drivers! Please unpack your load and finish your day on Friday 30.11. Unfortunately this also reads as; “Drivers! Please cum and kill yourself on Friday 30.11″
happy cum and kill yourself day!
The trans flag should have a werewolf on it. Like how Wales has a dragon
i’m losing my mind
STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction
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GROOVE WITH ME BABY
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just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet
like the reason this exists is because none of the words sound like each other, which means that even with a terrible signal both parties should be able to clearly understand the words being spelled
i am dead serious that i believe this should be taught in school
well good morning it’s time to get up and find out why my roommates (neither of whom, to my knowledge, celebrate Christmas) are blasting Christmas music at 8:30 AM on November 14th
all righty then
Bugs when you pick up a rock
Shipping a man in a canon het relationship with another man but I'm shaking my head the whole time so you know it's not out of misogynistic disregard for the woman character
i have a suggestion
lets hear out tumblr user isuggestpolyamory
Working in retail is so interesting sometimes. Yesterday a woman came in to tell me the desk fan she'd bought only worked when it was plugged in. Didn't even ask for a refund, just wanted me to know how strange she found this to be
pic i took years ago while driving home from work past the scary snail playground. i stopped in the night and pointed my headlights at it
Yeah that tracks
"street dentist"