fight me pls (ง •̀_•́)ง

She's beauty, she's grace I'll punch you in the face

[11thfempachi]

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

[galaxywarp]

I had to get a couple of ultrasounds last year and I haven’t gotten over how this is indicated in my test results as, among other things, “cervix: unremarkable”

Yes. Unremarkable is an incredibly good thing for a medical examination to be. Nothing out of the ordinary. Everything is fine. This is good news.

But I literally CANNOT STOP laughing at “pussy: basic” being in my medical records.

[27388394949494949492-deactivate]

[devilcat3d]

not my island, not my yoshis

[paperandpencilsandskips]

I love messing with these annoying accounts

[regina-cordium]

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

[innerchildabortionclinic]

a rotund figure clutching a sweet treat

[everythingfox]

liquid cat

(via)

[destroyscythe-heck]

[moist-astronaut]

the three genders are girl, bestie, and king

[hotboyproblems]

[ruinedchildhood]

#when you’re a grown ass bitch but the ghost of school is still upon you

[ruinedchildhood]

A Bugs Life 2 blooper Toy Story 2 (1999)

[n-haught]

people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?

me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.

[gingerkyuketsuki]

“do not mistake composure for ease”

[babygoatsandfriends]

Petting zoo calls in exorcist for four-horned 'devil' sheep

Strange things began to happen when the 18-month-old ram called 'Devlin' arrived just a few weeks ago.

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

[babygoatsandfriends]

The end is here

[seanoftheundead]

Aww. I wanna pet the demon goat.

[geekghoulsmash]

The pictures in the article are poorly staged gold.

[jaysun]

*Death Metal plays as Devlin goes on a pumpkin slaughtering rampage.

[arkatrine]

I love and support him

[997]

What do you do for a living

i try my best

[bipeterparker]

@staff tell me what’s explicit about this picture

[earlploddington-deactivated2019]

hes thinking about female-presenting nipples

[whatsdifferentincanada]