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You’re Darkwing Duck! “Life, the Negaverse and Everything” (1991)
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You’re Darkwing Duck! “Life, the Negaverse and Everything” (1991)
Kallus really went from "no pockets" to "yes pockets" when he joined the rebels.
Like, have you seen how many pockets this man has.
Across his jacket and pants hes got at least four visible pockets, I would assume at least two more on his pants covered by his coat, and you can't tell me there aren't secret pockets in there too.
Bro is probably Houdini-ing everything you could ever need straight out of his inventory in the middle of every fight.
Coworker: Hey Kallus, do you have-
Kallus: Yes.
Now with artistic rendition by @never-ending-fanfic !!! https://www.tumblr.com/never-ending-fanfic/743423769068158976/based-on-this-concept-by-mayawakening-kallus?source=share
Do You Mind?
Nora: "I KNOW YOU'RE HIDING IT JAUNE!"
Jaune: 'What? What the hell are you talking abou-"
Nora: "THE SUPER SECRET HARD TO GET MAPLE SYRUP THAT RENNY GOT ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY! I KNOW HE'S HIDDEN IT SOMEWHERE, AND AFTER HOURS OF SEARCHING I KNOW YOU HAVE IT ON YOU!"
Jaune: "...And you're basing this off of, what, exactly?"
Nora: "It doesn't matter! All I know is that you have it, AND THAT WHAT MAMA WANTS, SHE GETS! NOW HAND IT OVER!"
Nora lunges over and starts trying to grab at Jaune, while he quickly tried fending her off.
Jaune: "Damn it Nora, I told you I don't have anything on me!"
Nora: "LIES AND SLANDER! I KNOW YOU HAVE IT ON YOU AND I'M GOING TO PROOVE IT RIGHT NOW!"
Nora finally managed to grab ahold of Jaune's hoodie, before forcefully pulling up on it to expose his torso.
Nora: "HA, SEE I Kneeeeeeeeeew-..."
Nora's shout of exclamation quickly died down to one of confusion as she took in the sight before her. For wrapped around Jaune was Ruby and Weiss, both in sleeping wear. Ruby had her Jammie pants and beowulf Tee and was soundly snoring away, while Weiss had a nighty on and a sleeping mask covering her eyes.
Nora: "...It?"
The two stirred at the sudden disturbance. Ruby only whined a little before burying her face into Jaune's side, while Weiss scowled before lifting her mask up to see what the disturbance was. Her visage was greeted by a bemused looking Nora, before sending her a harsh glare.
Weiss: "Do you mind? we both had a rough day and are trying to get some sleep!"
Nora: "Uuuuh, sorry about that?"
Weiss: "Mmmph, as you should be!"
At this, Weiss pulls her sleeping mask down, before pulling Jaune's hoodie back over her and Ruby, before it morphs completely flat against Jaune's body. Nora could only look on in stunned silence, before Jaune brushed himself down from her sudden assault. He sighed, before giving her a deadpan look.
Jaune: "See? I told you I didn't have it on me. You really think Ren would entrust something like that to me?"
Nora: "...I'm less concerned about the syrup, and more concerned about whether or not Ren served me his 'special' pancakes' again."
Dead boy detectives video game pitch
Charles from Dead boy detectives is my new favorite character.
He should be in DMC fighting demons with his cricket bat and other tricks from his bottomless bag. He already fought a giant snake familiar in the series finale.
He's ready Capcom.
Lan Wangji's talking robe
Lan Wangji's sleeves are the most perfect example of hammer space and I will not be accepting feedback. It is therefore the next logical step that, one day, Wei Wuxian just sets up a whole ass workshop in there. Which resulted in the occasional explosion out of a sleeve followed by a disembodied "I'm ok!"…
Sooner or later Lan Wangji accidentally on purpose brings the robe with his husband inside to a Discussion Conference. Suddenly the disembodied voice of the Yilling Patriarch is loudly providing commentary on the inanity of the speeches by different cultivators and sect leaders. No one can figure out how he does it.
Lan Wangji manages to keep an entirely straight face during the whole thing, until the mysterious voice starts going on about how the Chief Cultivator is clearly better than everyone else in the room because he's so perfect.
(Bonus points if it happens before they actually get together, but Wei Wuxian got caught up in his ranting and inevitably his brain switched to the "Lan Zhan! Lan Zhan! Lan Zhan!" channel.)
Obviously he needs to make sure everyone else knows exactly who they're dealing with. Clearly the Chief Cultivator is so much better than all of them put together, so much more attractive and talented and generally amazing, so really they should all be on their knees bowing to him because they're really not worthy of being in his presence, and yes Jiang Cheng, that includes you, stop scowling.
Wei Wuxian can't actually see out of the sleeve, he just knows Jiang Cheng that well. But Jiang Cheng doesn't know that for sure and he's half convinced that Wei Wuxian is somehow hiding underneath Lan Wangji's table. Yes, those tables are tiny but Wei Wuxian is skinny and Jiang Cheng grew up with him, he's probably seen him try to contort himself inside weirder places.
(This is also the first recorded instance of Jin Ling calling him uncle in public because the teenage need to make his embarrassing relative shut up trumps any hangups...)
Jiang Cheng would also not be surprised if Wei Wuxian had invented a talisman purely for the ability to hide under Lan Wangji's table and be shameless during conferences. Although he has to admit, Lan Wangji's ears slowly turning magenta the longer Wei Wuxian talks is somewhat entertaining. Better than whatever sect leader Yao was blathering about anyway.
Jin Ling eventually plucks up the courage to ask if Wei Wuxian would pull the same stunt on some of his meetings with the Jin elders. And that's how Wei Wuxian invented a paperman that can talk. His nephew asked for his help with a prank. He's never been prouder. The Jin try to ban Wei Wuxian from Koi Tower but Lan Wangji keeps sneaking him in inside his sleeve. And they can't really ban the Chief Cultivator....can they?
As always co-authored with/enabled by @sswangxian
Just Shota Aizawa/Eraserhead and Chikao Matsubara/TOONSTER interacting in a comic I made last month.
Aizawa is fucking confused.
Boss
During a meeting-
Boss: dont crawl into your deck ovens... *stares at me* once its in there, theres no fixing it....
Me, later in the week: *slides bread in, looks like a snake. Crawls in halfway to fix it* i dont know what hes talking about... *grins*
Boss: didnt i just say not to do that?!
Me: *jumps.* the fuck did you come from?!
Boss: im always around. Stop doing that!!
You Mess With The Ham, You Get The Hammer “Caught In A Ham” (2019)