Roleplay Memes

[nothingbutmemes]

Send a “♫” and my muse will sing a line of a song the mun last listened to!

[nothingbutmemes]

Clothes swap! Draw the Mun and Muse in each other’s outfits!

[nothingbutmemes]

Send "Are you gay? You’re really pretty." for my muses reaction.

[nothingbutmemes]

What song do you most associate with my muse?

[nothingbutmemes]

Fill my inbox with D&D

Ask me about:

My favorite dice set

My favored sided die

My favorite character race

My favorite character class

My favorite NPC

My favorite weapon

My favorite monster

My favorite piece of equipment

How many characters I’ve made

The kinds of characters I tend to make

MY SHIPS

My favorite story or event

My most ridiculous story or event

My most successful story or event

My most unsuccessful story or event

Any of my characters

A time that I frustrated or angered the DM

A time that I pleased the DM

[nothingbutmemes]

For each ▼ I get, I’ll write an open starter based on a song

[bipolar-dio]

assorted weirdly specific AUs

“your friend set you up on a blind date and i happened to be eating alone so you thought you were meeting me and you were cute so i went along with it but you just got a text from said friend that theyre sorry your date stood you up and now i have some explaining to do” au

“you were the op on a discourse post getting a lot of hate and i messaged you to make sure you were dealing with the negativity okay” au

“i accidentally added you instead of my friend on skype but you thought i was a bot because i made my account back when ‘xXKittyHoneyXx’ was a cool name” au

“i’m the NSA agent monitoring your group chat for a week after someone posted a questionable meme and i’m becoming genuinely interested in your life” au

“i made my special request for my pizza for them to send their cutest delivery person and you showed up and apologized that you were the only one delivering tonight and i blurted out that they still got my request right” au

“you’re in the hotel room next to mine and you let me borrow your cell phone to text someone because mine is dead and charging and your lock screen is a picture from my absolute favorite show and im dying to bring it up” au

“you tried on a shirt that was too small in the store i work the changing rooms at and i had to help you out of it and now we’re making small talk" au

“we’re both walking our dogs and while we were very obviously flirting they started humping and this is so so awkward” au

“we were both at this party and you were the designated driver but i was too drunk to give you my address so i woke up in your bed and commented on how you were way out of my league before realizing we didnt sleep together” au

“you drunkenly paid for an appointment to get a tattoo at my parlor and didnt want to lose the money but the day has come and i have to hold your hand while someone else tattoos you” au

bonus: “i had to hold your hand and then you kept holding it because you’re kinda high on endorphins and admiring your new tattoo and i cant believe you havent whispered ‘i did it’ yet honestly”

double bonus: “i held your hand and you’re asking me if you can take me to dinner as thanks and honestly i’m considering it”

[horrificmemes]

My muse is an escaped science experiment gone wrong. Send me your muse’s reaction to running into them in the wild.

Bonus if your muse is one of the people chasing after my character.

[nothingbutmemes]

Send ✎ to take a peek inside my muse’s dream journal. Send ☞ for my muse to catch yours reading it.

Send both for a combination of the two.

[nothingbutmemes]

My muse is on the verge of breakdown. Will your muse comfort them, or break them completely?

[nothingbutmemes]

Draw your muse in whatever you’re wearing right now.

[thexoriginxofxstuff]

Bring up my muse's past. Mess them up. Devastate them. Hit them with feels. Nothing is off limits.

[nothingbutmemes]

Send ‘♬’ and my muse will suggest a song for yours to listen to.

[zeldahakuba-blog]

Your muse is attacked and my muse steps in front of your's, taking the blow of the attack. Send your muse's reaction.

[rpmemesupreme-blog]

send a ▪️ for one way the muse and mun are similar or a ▫️ for one way they're different!

[nothingbutmemes]

Impractical Jokers Themed RP Starters

"There was a girl in here earlier. She was so saxy"

"I need to apologize. I did a peeps in your shower. Just kidding. It was a poops that I did. In your shower"

"I hate getting a dead fish handshake, but I love giving them"

"When I was a kid my dad used to beat me at tictactoe with his belt"

"We play a game called Guess who's dead. It's sort of like Duck Duck Goose meets Simon Says"

“I should've never mentally dressed you with my eyes. And I'm sorry about that"

"Her body looks like a trash bag filled with mango pulp. But like a hot version of that if you can imagine it"

"Waffles... I likes thems shits"

"Would you buy a baby on the black market IF the price was fair?"

"Before you start to blow, let dem titays go"

"1975 called... That's it. They just called"

“Did your neck just get out of the shower?”

"The man at midnight flies with the the eagle"

“I'm good at 2 things: taking craps and taking naps. Already did one of those today"

"If Ray Ray come lookin' 'round these parts, you don't go droppin' a dime. Do yous?"

"These days I just pimp out deez nuts"

“Did Santiago send you?”

“I wanna see which nipple is more sensitive.”

“SHUT YOUR FACE, GRANDMA”

“Why do bitches be trippin’?”

“How wasted would you have to be to hit this?”

“THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE PANTS.”

“Little girl, I will not hesitate to punch you.”

“You’re a sexy little fella.”

“Put the mop down, my man!”

[indiiesmemes]

send a ☜ to interact with a younger version of my muse!