[kantsyzkola]

my favorite comment to get is "op i wanna eat your art". what does that exactly mean? who knows. come downstairs my starving children mama cooked dinner

[the-chosen-half-of-one]

Achievement unlocked: discovered piece of media at exact right time in your life to experience maximum peak emotional impact and infatuation

[lemonsonsticks]

Not over it -

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

just daisy calls mario and it’s to ask him why he sounds so white

[sunfortune]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req’d by @jesusonafrickinboat

it is your friends satan given right to blast the Most Europop of all time into that all as vengeance

text: accidentally hitting the discord call button at 3am 

[somegrumpynerd]

Best of I don’t think Matt and Lindsay have a team name but I love them

[thepleasuregoblin]

One time when I was playing minecraft, in order to justify stealing a village's crops all the time I decided to build a house near them, and spend a lot of my time improving the village and defending the villagers from monsters. took me a while to realize I had accidentally become a feudal lord

[jonny-versace]

Not a mufasa origin story

[radiofreederry]

This is blatant revisionism of the Lion King canon. Mufasa was born the eldest son of Ahadi, himself the son of Mohatu, both kings of Pride Rock, and Mufasa directly quotes Ahadi in explaining that the past kings live on in the stars. Zazu states that Simba and Nala's betrothal is part of a tradition going back "generations," further establishing that this kingdom is not new, which it would have had to be if Mufasa founded it. Scar's entire claim to the throne rests on him being the younger brother of the king, a claim which would only hold legitimacy if there had been a previous king to father him.

This brazen defilement of the Lion King lore is, without a doubt, the worst thing Disney has ever done as a company.

[radiofreederry]

WAIT IF MUFASA WAS BORN AN ORPHAN HOW THE FUCK IS SCAR HIS BROTHER

[nothingforblogging]

Born an orphan. Neither one of his parents shows up for this birth

[ultrafacts]

[mrcuddelyhydralisk]

That bitch saw the rise of Hirohito and did nothing

[guiltyidealist]

[ascii-yume]

[unclefather]

[curiooftheheart]

Gsrfield

[justcatposts]

[lowpolyfruits]

[redshifting]

😑

[delmondo]

people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.

[hotvampireadjacent]

calling them wild animals is an insult to nature

[delmondo]

sorry you’re right i should’ve said baboons

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

I call my father Babbu but I hate my father Die father

[delmondo]

Die Babbu

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

^ This Die Babbu

[delmondo]

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[delmondo]

Hell on babbu technique

[soranatus]

My inspiration and genuinely the funniest shit I’ve seen all day

[nothingforblogging]

“The Angel”