vision of you burning in my mind

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[mieutwo]

[commandtower-solring-go]

My desktop wallpaper cycles between these two images so every 10 minutes I am overwhelmed by the loss of my horse or overcome by the fear of its return.

[curseworm]

by far the best part of grocery shopping is the little babies. i was carefully selecting mushrooms when i felt upon me a piercing gaze and looked up to see a very chubby and very red-cheeked baby staring intently at me from a grocery cart with a slightly furrowed brow, hand clutching an apple for dear life. i wiggled a mushroom at her and she gasped and kept staring. i turned back to the mushrooms and heard a shriek. i turned around and the baby stared in anticipation. i wiggled another mushroom and she shrieked again in delight. she looked down at the apple in her hand, considering it for a moment. fair-minded as she was, she decided it would only be right to wiggle produce at me in return, and she held up the apple and shook it with all her might. i think i could live forever now

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

[plumbo-gummite]

top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[utopians]

I lost my virginity when a cruel philosopher ontologically redefined virginity

[greelin]

“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war

[arlar]

you know we got that mf color coded dew

[arlar]

reblog my cosplay boy

[arlar]

[infectiouspiss]

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

[dadimreaper]

Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer

[linvaniin]

love through all eternity

[mrsterlingeverything]

[pitbolshevik]

[bovineblogger]

[scuddlez]

Wahoo

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

just got kicked out of Starbucks for - you guessed it - inventing a special kind of glue that lets me climb up anything.

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

There are many restaurants on "Doordash" that offer grilled cheese sandwich for price as low as $15.

Niles bring me my check book