Just passing by

I reblog things I like and post drawings, sometimes. (ace attorney, jjba, asoiaf... brainrot)

[pharma-tard]

Finally they're making good fucking art

[alanshemper]

“Hippo, fart, milk battle, crème brûlée harvest capybara raccoon cows” by Travis Chapman

After the battle they harvested the crème brûlée because nothing goes to waste in the jungle.

[ravenisbored26]

By request I'll be posting some of my Project Hail Mary stuff over here :D Here's an animatic for one of the book scenes o7

Idk how well it'll do here but its still worth sharing

[fallout-lou-begas]

it's finally that time of the year again for the clinically depressed newscaster describing february with disco elysium music

[nothoughsheadempty]

Not february anymore but this made me chuckle a bit

[raventreehall]

if tumblr was in the hedge knight

⭐️serwynsshield

just saw this like 7 foot tall guy walking around the tourney grounds... um hi ser 😳

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🤍mothermaidencrone

apparently prince maekar's sons are here and one of them is bald????

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🔥kingbalerion

HEDGE KNIGHTS ARE THE MOST FOOLISH CREATURES. HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO PROD AT A DRAGON. ON THE MORROW VENGEANCE SHALL RAIN DOWN UPON HIM. THE DRAGON WILL NOT BE DISRESPECTED!

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🗾popwesteros

The hedge knight who stands accused of the assault of Prince Aerion at the Tourney of Ashford has been named as Ser Duncan the Tall. He entered the lists for the tourney last week, but his knighthood and subsequent eligibility in the lists has since been called into question. He claims that he was the squire to Ser Arlan of Pennytree, who knighted him before he died. Ser Duncan's trial will be the first recorded trial by seven in Westeros in over a century. The names of the defenders are expected to be released on the morrow.

🌳fyeahpennytree

PENNYTREE MENTIONED!!!!! OMGGGG

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🍷ladyredwine

gonna liveblog this trial by seven thing gods know there's nothing else to do

🍷ladyredwine

wtf is on this hedge knight's ugly ass shield

🍷ladyredwine

ok but the laughing storm is kind of giving

🍷ladyredwine

UHH DID ANYONE ELSE JUST SEE THAT?

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⛈️rainwoody

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🖤darkinferno196-deactivated2090521

the heir to the throne is killed at a tourney during a trial by seven which hasn't happened in a hundred years? the same week that a bunch of ravens teeth daeron promised to bring to trial are "found dead" in the black cells? lol. do they really think we believe this shit. follow the black dragon guys

👁️‍🗨️athousandeyes

Squawk! I report Blackfyre treasons.

⚔️qarrrrrlll

lmaooo didn't you get served enough Ls on the redgrass field bro 🤣🤣🤣

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☀️divaofdorne

i can't believe it they literally DEPRIVED US of our first hot king

👑aegonivimagines

i think you're missing someone ✨

☀️divaofdorne

how'd you get here

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🐦‍⬛welcometotheblackrobin

the new heir to the throne has an emo streak in his hair??? 🤨🤔

🎵ilovegerardys

ONE OF US

🪕morethanapander

i just know he knows the words to alysanne by heart

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🌷honeywined

can these bitches go one month without killing each other gods damn

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💗maidenfairer

the targaryens are dropping like flies next thing you know prince maekar's bald son is gonna be king

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[bamfwizard]

Lyonel: heyyyyyy come back to Storm’s End, I’ll love you like a brother

half the fandom:

[lesbianjohnwick]

the thing with ashford is the targaryens are showing up to this tourney in the middle of nowhere for good pr and hopefully a fairly chill weekend. they are making a Public Appearance as a ruling dynasty that can no longer just bring out the dragons when things get dicey on the political front. this is a good opportunity to show how normal and fun they can be. then aerion kills a horse, instigates a minor riot, assaults a random woman because he was kinning too hard, gets punched in the face, calls for an ancient ritualised trial to try and avoid getting punched in face for a second time and then baelor DIES there. worst targaryen family holiday to date

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

So glad he goes by his Sindarin name because good lord

[nothoughsheadempty]

Twilight can be a christmas movie if you really want to believe it✨ So here's my halloween costume as Edward, cuz I couldn't post it sooner (let's all pretend twilight vampires sparkle in the moonlight as well lol)

On my way to go watch Bella sleep.

Being a vampire is no excuse to not be a good christian boy 😤

I'm a monster Bella I drink blood, you should get away from me 🥺 *takes a sip*

Serenading my spider monkey <3

A closer look at my shitty prop label. Haha get it? Cuz for a vampire drinking animal blood instead of human blood would be like... Okay I'll see myself out 😅

And that's all, happy new year!

[strangesmallbard]

what the asoiaf book fandom has become in response to a several-years-long hiatus should be studied in the annals of history probably. beloved youtubers are ranking all named horses, there’s speculation that tyrek lannister turned into a horse, a fascinating number of people have circled back to thinking ashara dayne actually is jon’s mom, there’s the tyrion time traveling fetus theory, the varys mermaid theory, the gender theories, TOO many people are debating which preteen girl is the most evil, and reddit is still convinced that stannis baratheon is the pinnacle of straight masculinity. The Great Empire of the Dawn #TheGreatEmpireoftheDawn

[santsikai]

I'm trying to make a short of inktober, but weekly... Maybe. So yeah, because I'm still in red rising brain rot and will be until the foreseeable future, it's character from there.

So here's the first week and the first character being one of my favorite minor characters, Holiday ti Nakamura. Her outfit is very inspired by USA military uniforms and yeah, I love Holiday, hope she survived red god.

Please don't judge how bad I drew fingers I promise I'm trying to get better

[wafflehouseyuri]

Man it must feel good as hell to be the protagonist of a highly anticipated video game sequel that came out in 2025 especially when you’re the first protagonist’s sister and you can hold to sprint

[may12324]

The Main six Baldur's Gate Companions

[sketchy-mf]

[dilfosaur]

look at my fucking lawyers dawggg im going to jail 😫😭💀

costarring the lovely @spencerwan

[ryuuna]

Goddess of Absolute Tomfoolery™️

[fandomsandflyingstingrays]

Epic but it's just a DnD game

DM: “The cyclops pulls out a club and takes a swing. Everyone make a dexterity saving throw” Odysseus: “Nat 20!” Eurylochus: “17!” Polites: “That’ll be a nat 1…” *Polites’s miniature is knocked from the board*

DM: “Odysseus walks off with the wind bag. Everyone make a wisdom saving throw” Eurylochus: “…I got a 3” DM: “You gotta see what’s inside that bag” Eurylochus: “But I’m Odysseus’s second in command, surely I’d tru-“ DM: “YOU GOTTA SEE WHAT’S INSIDE THAT BAG”

Odysseus: “I must be a god like you, ‘cause I got this root from the ground with my bare hands!” DM: “Make an intimidation check” Odysseus: “…yeah that’s a 1” Circe: “Hermes gave it to you, didn’t he”

Circe: “I roll to seduce Odysseus… 17!” DM: “Not bad! Odysseus, make a wisdom saving throw” Odysseus: “Nat 20, baby!!” DM: “Sorry, Circe, Odysseus really does just love his wife that much”

DM: “A siren appears, wearing Penelope’s face… Odysseus, make a wisdom saving throw” Odysseus: “Another nat 20 let’s gooo-" DM: “Okay so you can just sail on by-" Odysseus: “No no let me roll for persuasion, let’s have some fun with this”

Odysseus: “Please don’t tell me you’re about to do what I think you’ll do” DM: “Roll for persuasion” Odysseus: “…nat 1” DM: “your luck has run out. Eurylochus, steak time. Nom nom nom”

Eurylochus: “But we’ll die” DM: “Roll for persuasion” Eurylochus: “…nat 1” Odysseus: “I know” Eurylochus: “dude come ON-“ DM: *lightning noises*

Odysseus: “If you’re plan’s so great, then why’d you wait to say it?” DM: “Hermes, make a performance check” Hermes: “NAT 20 DARLING” DM: “This campaign is now a Hermes dance party. Ody, you’re fighting those sea monsters on your own while Hermes just tears it up in the corner”

Poseidon: “After everything you’ve done, how will you sleep at night?” Odysseus: “Next to my wife” Literally the entire party: “OHHHHHHHHHHH” DM: “THAT’S AN INSPIRATION POINT FOR YOU” *Cut to Odysseus beating every single suitor in the span of like an hour*

Part 2

[drawlody]

So...did u get deja vu?