vicissitude of the seasons

[uncharismatic-fauna]

(via Wild Green Memes for Ecological Fiends)

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

[sistersorrow]

Fake fan

[inthefallofasparrow]

Shhh... He's undercover

[retquits]

is this anything

[loveybun-deactivated20170904]

me: mayb…i am worthy of love n attention ? brain: unrealistic. blocked

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[unhingedfem]

Women have a great day <3 men beg for forgiveness

[cybergemini777]

[veryluckyclovers]

[mirrorsinner]

[weaver-z]

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

[gothicprep]

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

[gothicprep]

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

[gothicprep]

Oh Christ

[sapropel]

This is the color your cat is

[lazygravez]

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

[karakats]

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

[bogleech]

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

[tanuki-pyon]

Moldy forest cat

[gothicprep]

i'm happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

[dinosdivinos]

*-*

[animusrox]

Holy shit! $1.15 for unleaded?

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

[callisteios]

please join me for a session of gentle weeping in celebration of the beauty of our shared world

[charl0ttan]

tomorrow im developing my theory of tuesday

[realshy]

it's already tuesday

[charl0ttan]

just as i theorized.

[teathattast]

[volcanows]

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

[kosmogrl]

and you’ll do it again. and again.

[feastofsnakes]

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping