i hate it why are there such huge distances i want to go a couple doors down and be in your lap i love you i love you i love you i love you

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styofa doing anything
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

Product Placement

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@notknurdenoughforthis
i hate it why are there such huge distances i want to go a couple doors down and be in your lap i love you i love you i love you i love you
men in the 70s were like “I’m so very hairy how sexy of me” and they were right
u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then
dare I say... @funnier-as-a-system
Ooktober Day 14 - Jackrum's Little Lads! This one probably took me the longest to do lol. My idea is to depict them as toy soldiers on a diorama being looked down on by the military higher ups
The girls still don't fully understand what 'theatre' is. But everyone says they're very good at playing these parts.
Evening Bat echolocating 🌖💚
A typical run-of-the-mill jolly sergeant for @twoidiotdetectives
“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh
“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter
Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo
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Hey. What
"relax. sucking does not kill" would make for a fun shirt
I very much need those cartons to make a comeback.
I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory
i'm not normally one to make jokes about dialect or accent. but the way that British people pronounce "lieutenant" feels like an in-joke i'm not privy to
Aww, you're feeling lieut out?
Just watched the last episode of Not So Quiet on the Western Front which was about the battle of Soissons, in which they posit that the reason why Americans say lieutenant by.. pronouncing the letters it's spelled with, is probably because their modern military traditions come from direct contact with the French in WW1, rather than keeping the British pronunciation which is probably just something that morphed slowly over the course of hundreds of years.
'And then you . . . clubbed him?' 'Yessir. Once, sir.' 'What in the world possessed you to stop at once?' said Blouse.
-- Terry Pratchett - Monstrous Regiment
If i accidentally sold my soul for my beauty, then the devil can keep it.
I ain’t ever going back.
Death and damnation before detransition.
Death and damnation before detransition
Fuck that would make a killer shirt or jacket patch.
“Good evening, gentlemen!” said the vampire. “Please pay attention. I am a reformed vampire, which is to say, I am a bundle of suppressed instincts held together with spit and coffee. It would be wrong to say that violent, tearing carnage does not come naturally to me. It's not tearing your throats out that doesn't come easily to me. Please don't make it any harder.”
― Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment