[everythingfox]

A duckling slide

[blackgirlcouch]

🥰

[strangehorse]

broke: using ‘boys will be boys’ to defend abusive and predatory behaviour

woke: using ‘boys will be boys’ to describe boys and men doing jackass-style stuff for fun

[strangehorse]

‘of course he’s teasing her, boys will be boys!’: bad, hate that

‘we got bored so we decided to tie a roman candle to a drone and have it chase us’: outstandingly good

[thisismyspitesong]

truly the darkest timeline

[lesbianatlarge]

hot take wall-e was a lesbian film but Eva was the butch actually and wall-e was the idiot femme. like look at the way they acted. Wall-E chased after her like an idiot and Eva protected them constantly…gnc femmes unite

[lesbianatlarge]

like wall-e collected pretty lights and flash drives and rubix cubes and all sorts of cool things and they showed them all to Eva who seemed cool and untouched but as we all know due to the Cockroach Scene actually loved them a lot and u Kno what? garbage femme walle is my hero

[quasarkisses]

you’re so right walle is a redneck femme and eva is a classy upscale butch

[laughingfish]

WLW-E

[awkwardturtle93]

High yes I need fanart I’m a visual learner thxxx

[hearthome-deactivated20210601]

i kno this is a #hot take but there is nothing wrong with having acne actually, and having imperfect skin in general is a normal thing that says nothing about your personal hygiene.

[hearthome-deactivated20210601]

every person on this post giving out unprompted skincare advice owes me $300 and an essay on why it’s rude

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[youlovetoseeit]

I hope he is ok

[xlingeringsentimentx-deactivate]

[ctrayn-deactivated20180425]

I wish Batman was depicted like this more often.  Many of his villains are mentally ill and victims of tragic circumstances, it would be nice to see him try to help them as much as he helps the people they put in danger because of their problems.

[zachegwood]

I tear up every time I watch this show.  “I had a bad day too, once.” 

[spankzilla85]

Best version of Batman. Best version of Harley.

[worm-monger]

[deliriumcrow]

That depends entirely on the bakery, and the customer, in question.

[its-the-fluorescentsss]

I cannot believe this happened to Robert Pattinson on the set of Twilight

I’M SCREAMING

[veryfunnymemes]

[metoo-3]

Literally if you’re going to show up and talk with your friend the entire time, just don’t come. Everybody else in class hates you

[metoo-3]

Oh, it’s that time of year again. Don’t speak unless you’re going to pay my tuition

[pencilscratchins]

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

[disregardcanon]

peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

[fallenangelvictorious]

Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…

Rio: …Tall

Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.

[teapotsahoy]

Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!”

Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep.  I have a shift in four hours.”

[dracophile]

I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet his “husband” at some point now.

Aaron: …Miles…I love you, and I am proud of you…but you are somehow the smartest and dumbest boy I have ever known.

Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he could’ve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!

Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up first–

Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. I’ll whoop you with a collapsed lung.

[christchex]

All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”

[everythingfox]

Puppies waking up

[ruinedchildhood]

[bradpitts-deactivated20151122]

[skyliath-blog]

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

[falenstar78]

When he says “really” ;’)

[bitt3rfruit]

Never leave this un-reblogged

[cumberbuddy]

What a dear human being he is. 

[rossana]

[mermaidsandcats29]

OMG YAY!

[virgoassbitch]

Whenever I see memes like these about women:

I think about how this is MEN 25 hours a day 8 days a week: