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radiomaru

New video game I'm working on with Tribute Games, Scott Pilgrim EX

mysharona1987

loversdreamersandyou

realnuisancealligator

This is what it feels like to be in training at a new job

little-lackadaisical

This is by far the best piece of Star Wars literature ever made

outofcontextdnd

“He is too unsurprised for this to qualify as disappointment.”

miracleitaway

Aziraphale.

did.

thAT.

grassangel

#ok but listen… this has the same energy as that bit in the book #where anathema threatens a soldier with ‘drop your gun or i shall regret what i have to do next’ #while thinking ‘it’s true bcos i’ll really regret being shot’ #what i’m saying is ‘you’re all going to have the chance to find out’ #while very much az being a badass and That Bitch ™ #he is ALSO thinking ‘what they’ll find out is that i can do only and exactly what angels can do #including die in hellfire if they decide to try that #so let’s hope they don’t try that’ (tags via equalseleventhirds)

xwingace

This is a very Pratchett thing to include, by the way. Carrot does it too, in… Feet of Clay, I believe or maybe Men at Arms. When trying to enter a guild, he ‘threatens’ the guard with ‘let us in or I will follow my orders with great regret’. Where his orders are ‘leave quietly’.

aeshnacyanea2000

It was in Feet of Clay:

Dr Whiteface stared at him in silence. Then he said, ‘If I don’t?’ ‘Then,’ said Carrot, ‘I am afraid I shall, with extreme reluctance, be forced to carry out the order I was given just before entering.’ He glanced at Colon. ‘That’s right, isn’t it, sergeant?’ ‘What? Eh? Well, yes—’ ‘I would much prefer not to do so, but I have no choice,’ said Carrot. Dr Whiteface glared at the two of them. ‘But this is Guild property! You have no right to … to …’ ‘I don’t know about that, I’m only a corporal,’ said Carrot. ‘But I’ve never disobeyed a direct order yet, and I am sorry to have to tell you that I will carry out this one fully and to the letter.’ ‘Now, see here—’ Carrot moved a little closer. ‘If it’s any comfort, I’ll probably be ashamed about it,’ he said. The clown stared into his honest eyes and saw, as did everyone, only simple truth. ‘Listen! If I shout,’ said Dr Whiteface, going red under his make-up, ‘I can have a dozen men in here.’ ‘Believe me,’ said Carrot, ‘that will only make it easier for me to obey.’

plantichu

a helpful tutorial

I was taking with my friend about good omens and we were wondering how the hell aziraphale-as-crowley managed to get into that bath without getting his socks wet and so I drew this ‘helpful’ guide.

I like to imagine that all the demons had to just awkwardly stand around watching him clamber around getting into this bathtub… @neil-gaiman can you confirm?

neil-gaiman

This is even better than the people trying to get Good Omens cancelled on Netflix. I might confirm it when I stop laughing.

alaska-riversong

I have been thinking about this scene a lot and while I appreciate the OP’s version as well as the very fine illustration, I can’t help but slightly disagree. I have always seen Crowley stand at the foot edge of the tub, raise his arms dramatically, falling backward in slow motion with an evil grin on his face, making a massive splash like the dramatic bitch that he is. It took a minor miracle to not get his socks wet, but it was worth it. Now I need an illustration of the entry I described for comparison…. for science of course.

plantichu

a comparison! (for science, of course)

joddit-y

…okay, but can we consider this option? for arguments sake?

ignore that i ordered it backwards

neil-gaiman

I imagined a lot of things while we were making Good Omens. I never ever once imagined this thread.

babyanimalgifs

This is so wholesome

anx1ous-op0ssum

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

callmebliss

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is