yep

hello.

[egberts]

[notnecessarilyshindlerslist]

Where can I get that shirt? The one with the slogan that is...

[vnusplanetoflove]

ikea is honestly so sick and twisted for making those tiny fake apartments. like. ok. maybe I will walk around and daydream. fuck u.

[vadergf]

"loki is the new tumblr sexyman" bro hes an original. hes one of the blueprints. this isnt new, this is just a revival

[bauliya]

"loki is the new tumblr sexyman" what's next. are we going to make posts going hey guys I just discovered this bbc series called sherlock it's so good why does no one ever talk about it

[7244395]

Sorry we can’t cbt our way out of the fact that the earth is becoming observably less habitable with each passing year

[7244395]

Tbf we can’t cock and ball torture our way out of climate crisis either

[grindlebone]

[studentlifeproblems]

[toastbutteregg]

[aziraphaleisagender]

Writer: There Was Only One Bed…

Smut fans: *gasp!!!!!*

Writer: So They Spooned All Night And The Brooding One Allowed Themselves To Feel Vulnerable For The First Time In Years And The Chirpy One Got Some Quality Snuggles

Fluff fans: *GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[rainwasheseverythingaway]

Alternatively:

There was only one bed and so they lay there together, only inches apart physically but it may as well have been miles for neither could muster the courage to tell the other the true depth of their feelings and so they lay there sleepless in their mutual pining

Angst fans:

[beautiful-thensad-thensadder]

There was only one bed. A carried B to it and gently eased them down. They were both badly injured but B’s conditions were much worse and A wouldn’t rest until they knew B was going to be alright. So A sat down next to B and brushed their hair back, holding their hand as B shivered through the night, their only comfort A’s presence by their side.

Hurt/Comfort fans:

[aziraphaleisagender]

Dear god you’re right, you’re so right

[rebelmeg]

I feel like this needs to be a writing challenge… How many different ways can you write this one trope.

[e-spexially]

There was only one bed, but instead of making a big fuss, the tired pair went the fuck to sleep and got a full 8 hours.

My sleep deprived ass:

[aziraphaleisagender]

OH YEAH THAT’S THE GOOD STUFF

[cobraonthecob]

😹😹😹

[osointricate]

There was only one bed. This is normal. They’ve been married for a decade and have a small child. The child has climbed in bed to snuggle with them because thunder is scary. They have their baby curled between them and they share soft, warm smiles over his sleepy head as he snores little kid snores.

Me, who just wants domestic curtains found family fic:

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

I AM ALL OF THIS I WILL LITERALLY READ ANYTHING

[funeral-rights]

There was only one bed, the two characters argued and bickered begging for them not to have to share it, but they somehow are here still. They agree that there both going to pick a side and stay on it. This was going fine until in the middle of the night A woke up screaming and crying, B gets them to calm down and they end up falling asleep next to each other feeling safe

Enemies to lovers fans

[rabidchild67]

There was only one bed. A noticed B’s exhaustion and lifted them easily. “You don’t have to carry me like a child,” B noted, despite being clearly pleased by how matters were progressing. “I think we both know that’s not true,” A replied with a grin. The bed was warm, inviting, and yet something was missing. “Is this a private party, or can just anyone join,” C called from the doorway, clad only in their underwear and a smile. “Only if it’s you!” A and B replied in unison as they drew the covers back.

My OT3-loving ass:

[river9noble]

There was only one bed.

It turned out to be a defective Murphy bed and it trapped them in the wall.

Crack fic fans:

[worstgirlintheworld]

baby girl im deficient in vitamins they havent even discovered yet

[badassdemonsword]

completely obsessed with this image

[frogandtoadpdf]

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

[lakevida]

[post--grad]

i hate having to like…………….. articulate my ideas

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[voidupdate]

if she’s your girl why is she breasting boobily down my stairs

[dankmemeuniversity]

[beif0ngs]

Dr. Olivia Octavius

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

[karadin]

[impiusangelus]

HEY AUNTY YOU WANNA TELL US SOMETHING

[wiredandrewired]

I just wanna remind everyone that there was a time in the Spider Man comics that Aunt May was gonna marry Doc Ock

and throw in that this would be a GREAT continuity to bring that back in.

[afallenwolf]

Mx. Moz did fan art of that cover. Link to artist https://twitter.com/MLeeLunsford/status/1084990686892453888

[twitterlols]