The Notorious Untitled

The only thing stopping me from being pure white trash is my lack of motivation. Leader of The Ghetto Gang

[paccara-deactivated20160911]

[bansheecarol]

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

[emiline-deactivated20211013]

reasons why tumblr aids education

[shouldnt]

Betty White and Bradley Cooper made out.  Yes a 93 year old has more game then you.

[coolaftbh-deactivated20190813]

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

[draconisblog-deactivated2014052]

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

[that-australian-guy]

person annoying you? refill their bladder

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

[the-fearless-tall-dude-killer-d]

[paper--elly]

LOSING MY SHIT

[pizza-dome]

im gunNA VOMIT

[idiot-fucking-hippies]

aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow what a great and useful product.” i just turned the sound on… OH

[epochayur-deactivated20150920]

[steveisoncrack-blog]

HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME

To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 

Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

[peaceroxi]

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

[titaniumvulpes]

FUCK THIS GAME

LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY

I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

[1blesstherains]

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

[one-pointperspective-deactivate]

IT’S BACK

[scully1998]

WHY IS THIS BACK

[darringtonshorthalt]

WHYYYYY

[kuoret-deactivated20140823]

oh shit

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

[krakkenchaos]

Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back

[valerunner-xiv]

…it dropped me in my hometown.

Um…

[innerwreck]

(x)

[thatsthat24]

How to be a superhero on and off screen

[ouremptypromises]

here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you. they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.

[womanphantomm]

REAL

FUCKING

TALK

[iamsosorry]

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

who is she

[notorious-untitiled]

What is he wearing?

[jewist]

the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again

[septemberwildflowers]

the fact that over 300,000 other people know exactly what this feels like too is a source of great comfort

[updatepls-deactivated20180722]

especially if it’s a kiss

[grimdark]

:c

[kateoplis]

“I just wanted to live.”

The 70th anniversary of Auschwitz liberation isn’t the time to mark just another historical event, but to remember humanity at its worst.

[stunningpicture]

No amount of hot showers will get rid of the glitter on me now. Hopefully you guys think it was worth it!

[3omrii]

your beard is the night that poets write about

[hippies-like-us]

The most incredible thing I’ve seen for real.

[skygenders]

Best Tumblr Responses 

[rustybayonetliebgott]

[stillnotpoliticallycorrect-deac]

This is one of the most haunting photos I have ever seen. It is hundreds of wedding rings that were removed from those in Concentration Camps.

I haven’t seen a single post on my dash about it being the remembrance day of the Holocaust today so I guess it’s up to me

This is sobering.

Tears….Every ring has a story to tell…Never again.

[cloudsnothing]

today is the 70th anniversary of the auschwitz liberation, which is so crazy to think about

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[bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica]

This was seriously the best prank

[woefullyharry]

[notorious-untitiled]

x

[shinimegami]

[thestormscrolls]

no way in hell am i passing this up

[6-couture-deactivated20171109]

a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.