mythical trash unicorn

Kelsey. She/They. Canadian. Bi/Pan. ENFP. Nurse. Nocturnal. Tired. 🏳️‍🌈💗💛💙

[nohardheroes]

ZUKO & SOKKA

Avatar: Aang, the Last Airbender

[frozen-delight]

SPN Recurring Themes: Dean is an avid reader

(Which Davy Perez would know too if he’d ever bothered to watch the show.)

[icomefromruin]

#he BUILDS emf readers from walkmans people!!! T H I S.

[tvgods]

doctor hierarchy in season one (The Pitt 2025-)

[jackabbot]

#work husbands

[jack-abbot]

"I think I finally understand why I keep coming back now. It's in our DNA. It's what we do; we can't help it. We're the bees that protect the hive."

SHAWN HATOSY as DR. JACK ABBOT in The Pitt (2025-)

[ghoulfr13nd]

rolin jones loves playing a game and its called "spin sam reid in the air like a rotisserie chicken"

[solariene]

This show is a comedy.

[yaoiblackmold]

Girl????? CONTROL IT

[cher-horowitz]

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

Armand got in on the ground floor of that 20 year old loser. kept checking in on him like he was proofing sourdough until he had a beautiful geriatric fag ready to go into the oven of vampirism and emerge the perfect companion. he saw Daniel sniffing around for coke at Polynesian Mary's and said give me fifty years I can make him the hottest guy you've ever seen. and Louis was just happy he was finally taking an interest in investment because it gave them something to bond over besides missing that blond man's pussy. like it's the only long con Armand has ever successfully pulled. hard work pays off in the form of a 70something boytoy who looks suspiciously like your evil father. i'm so proud of him. my weird bug.

[alethialia]

At a time when Netflix is getting roundly criticized for forcing its shows to treat the audience like we have all of two brain cells to rub together, The Vampire Lestat is out here volleying everything from 70s gay references to 1700s Dutch Republic references at the speed of light while saying, "You don't get it? Well, that's a fucking you problem."

And I love that for us.

[wynsummers]

wait I just noticed Nicki wearing a fucking vip badge this is hilarious

hallucinating my dead lover and making sure he has proper access to my dressing room so he can scrawl names on my mirror in blood

[lioncourtz]

he was fighting for his life on that bus

[lovelylittlegrim]

Robin and Eddie are mid rant about how neither of them have been kissed and being gay in small town America is hard when Steve interrupts them like —

Steve: “uh, no, don’t blame being gay for your lack of action. You’ve never been kissed because you both don’t have any type of game.”

Eddie: “it’s not like there’s a wealth of people we can kiss here steve. It’s Hawkins.”

Steve: ive made out with like three different guys in this town since last summer.

Robin and Eddie: “you. What.”

Steve, flipping through a magazine: “it’s not because you’re gay. It’s because you’re nerds.”

[eosphoroz]

Absolutely insane.

[lioncourtz]

SAM REID as Lestat de Lioncourt

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 03.04 | "The Devil's Road"

[jaypentaghast]

AMC's Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Lestat (2026), Season 3 Episode 3 | Sam Reid as Lestat de Lioncourt