notsolittlec

[thagoodthings]

WITH THE STRENGTH OF TEN CRACKHEADS I PROMISE ILL KILL YOU

[thagoodthings]

Why the clown sound like that

[mimi-love-deactivated20211230]

^^^ lmfao

[lexinthelexx-deactivated2018011]

Me

[barryelbeardo]

I’ve been searching for this for time!

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[catchymemes]

[imakuni]

what ice-t could have meant by “TV is make believe” when told he ate a bagel on law & order:

-a stunt double of some kind ate the bagel

-the bagel wasn’t actually a bagel; was perhaps a donut

-the bagel was cgi

-he ate the bagel but considers it his character eating the bagel and not him

[damianwaynesuggestions]

Friendly reminder that if your furry friends get scared In thunderstorms you should try and comfort them or better yet get them a thunder coat, or just hug them really tight, whatever you do remember that they have feelings too and if you can help them, do.

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

i thought this post was about furries and i’m fucking sobbing

[cheeso]

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

[sprmint-bkgsoda]

From the mouth of a One Percenter -

Abigail Disney

[mantaphase]

!!!!!!!!!!!

[marthawells-deactivated20181223]

“Yes, there is a superyachtinvestor.com. Go look at it and it will make you so angry, you could chew glass.”

[animeshittalk]

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.

[betasunkern]

[pochowek]

[humor-n-shit-blog]

is there a scholarship for trying

[accidentalfisting]

[lesbianblush-deactivated2018053]

[novellearts]

oh my goddd. I thought it was great from the beginning but it only gets better

[highlandvalley]

[cookii-whore]

TOO MANY!!!!!

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[soft awoo]

[strix-avis]

context:

[pettycentral]

[gif87a-com]

[bunnyfood]

Bad Boys

[bonepriestess]

This is magical in an entirely different way.