[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[catchymemes]

“Thank you, I guess…”

[unclefather]

[catchymemes]

[kscotter]

the fucking wheezy laugh that just came out of my body

[foulserpent]

i think golf should be punishable by death

[geoclaire]

It destroys ecosystems, pollutes waterways with pesticides, strips out local plants and replaces them with a monoculture, needs to be watered, takes up land in cities which could be uses for housing or food production AND it’s played by rich white assholes

[novis-canis-deactivated20200504]

🐸Frogs🐸

(@kalesalad on tiktok)

[kaijuno]

FROG HOTEL FROG HOTEL FROG HOTEL

[veryfunnymemes]

[realitisaurus]

Then you drown next question

[maverick-ornithography]

[highkeygay]

She’s getting the tea henny

[femmewitch-deactivated20190613]

and she’s gagging 

[studyingbackthen]

If 👏 you 👏 are 👏 at 👏 uni/college 👏 register 👏 to 👏 vote👏 this 👏 is 👏 not 👏 a 👏 drill 👏

[foxscarf]

REGISTER TO VOTE IN YOUR NEW TOWN! OR GET A POSTAL VOTE!

[greatbigboots]

Register to vote in your most marginal constituency!

I'm doing a postal vote because the area where my parents live needs every non-Tory vote they can get

[whitepeopletwitter]

[protect-and-love-animals]

Cats are unique for the next reasons

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[ariesmarsinthe3rd]

this is my favorite fucking video as of now

[fuckinstardust]

that baby gonna come out as a smoothie

[carbink]

the baby’s in there like

[dslite-deactivated20191102]

me: does anything

the mean 15 year old girl who lives inside my brain:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lookataleaf3000]

sensible business policy

[alexander]

It’s officially September… you know what that means

[thisiseverydayracism]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/state-department-to-lgbt-married-couples-your-out-of-wedlock-kids-arent-citizens

[thenerdyanthrohistorian]

Watch the white gays start to give a fuck now.

[roughstar]

First it was the Mexicans, legal citizens born here from immigrant parents, that were claimed as non citizens. Now it’s the children of gay parents. Don’t you see what’s happening? Disenfranchisement. Classic fascism. We’re heading towards a totalitarian regime folks. Trump is a white supremacist and him and his administration won’t stop until they’ve recreated Hitler’s Nazi Germany.

[injuries-in-dust]

Hitler didn’t start as histories greatest monster, or he wouldn’t have gained the power he got. It was only after he became too powerful to be removed that he revealed his true nature. You have to look for the warning signs and there are a lot of them with the Trump administration. Like, big red flags with glowing flares.

[misterdoctorironstrange]

The worst thing is that Hitler had to put some effort into gaining his power, while Trump has been waving his red flags as high as possible since the start and no one seems to care…

[immortalcheesewedge]

What. The. Fuck.

SPREAD. THIS. SHIT. NOW. DO. NOT. SCROLL. PAST. DO. NOT. SCROLL. PAST. DO. NOT. SCROLL. PAST. DO. NOT. SCROLL. PAST. LOOK. AT. THIS.  SPREAD. IT.

[bottled-star27]

This is probably worse than what the headline suggests.

The gay couple in the story, the Kivitis, were married. They had a child via surrogacy in Canada. The child is biologically theirs, however, the surrogacy makes the child “born out of wedlock”.

“The Kivitis are each biologically related to their children. Under the policy, however, children born via gestational surrogacy and other forms of assisted reproductive technology (ART) are considered to be born “out of wedlock,” in the State Department’s words—even if their parents, like Roee and Adiel [the Kivitis], are legally married. “They basically take our marriage, and they say ‘It doesn’t mean anything. Your child was born out of wedlock,’” Adiel said. “We were there when she was born, she took her first breaths in our arms. Make no mistake: We are her parents—we are her only parents on her only birth certificate.” ”

So you could be married and not have your children. That’s what’s going on here, which is probably worse than what the headline is suggesting.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Ah okay I get it

America is terrifying