Best Bi

irl exasperated Bob Belcher just hangin out

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

Omg I took the Covid vaccine and now my dick looks bigger?? Anybody else experience this?

[robosucka]

I'm a healthcare worker and getting the vaccine gave me D cups

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

[thepoisonroom]

friendship is when you hear the stupidest most annoying thing you've experienced in your life then immediately share it with everyone like

[rosequart]

mentally i am here

[gallusrostromegalus]

I like to imagine that the reason you can whip around those floors at warp speed and so smoothly is that you’re running through the museum with a pair of wool socks on.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

i thought the eyewitness vhs museum was a real place when i was a kid. i wasn’t a total idiot, i knew there were a few vfx things going on, but i thought it was filmed in an actual museum

[fishmech]

[heartsaidnoibat]

Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

[ace-of-clovers]

[random-fandomania]

[garlic-slut]

These men said “that is NOT what women are for” so fast

[lukastiktokstash]

[strawberryjei]

my weak spot is flowy clothes

[sandersstudies]

Hey kids, not to be a party pooping adult, but if you start noticing signs of having an addictive personality/tendencies at a young age, be really careful when experimenting with alcohol, marijuana, or nicotine (and other illegal drugs, which I would encourage you to avoid entirely; and medicinal drugs like opioids acquired after a surgery).

Like, if you can't tear yourself away from a video game, even to make it to an important event on time? Addictive tendencies.

If you keep spending your allowance money on those funny collectibles or new shoes even when you promise yourself you're going to save it? Addictive tendencies.

If you find yourself unable to resist and manage food cravings, or frequently overeating even when it makes you feel bad? Addictive tendencies.

Be aware of yourself, kids. Be cautious and don't be anybody's fool. I love you, be safe!

[dying-redshirt-noises]

Think about members of your family as well! I was warned before college that my paternal grandfather had alcohol issues, and both my dad and an uncle have addiction issues as well as my brother! These things *can* run in families so be aware of that too.

[kelila-rivka]

Also caffeine! Especially!!!

[diamondguls]

[childhoodrecalled]

[2002slut]

these bitches only existed on hallmark cards

[riben-deactivated20230922]

They exist in my head and talk to each other while I drive to the.Store

[theweirdwideweb]

my name is Moose, and wen its day, or wen the snow is shiyning gay, and all the men come from afar - i sneek up close. i lik the car.

[folkshroom]

happy holidays! this is your yearly reminder that wrapping paper is NOT recyclable! it can even contaminate an entire neighborhoods recycling, and none of it can be recycled! please make sure to keep your wrapping paper separate from your recycling!

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Reminder that brown paper and newspaper are cheap and easy to recycle, and you can make them look classy, vintage and/or fun and funky by adding a ribbon or coloured ink stamps!

HOWEVER DO NOT ADD PAINT OR OTHER ART SUPPLIES. This will make them non-recyclable again. BUT, ink is fine - it’s removed in the recycling process.

[clarascottage]

I did not know this!!

[gyppa-deactivated20181011]

[scottishtwitter]

[monkeywiki]

Say what you want about men in public restrooms but I've never dealt with something more consistently revolting than cleaning a womens' public restroom

[monkeywiki]

"Men dont wash their hands"

well Ashhleighkayla you shoved an ENTIRE diaper loaded with shit down the toilet and clogged it for the minimum wage worker to clean during a pandemic... did you win? Stick it to the man by shitting on the floor? Fight against corporate power by shoving full rolls of toilet paper down the toilet and then pissing on it? for the praxis?

[monkeywiki]

SIOOTTY?!?!?1,0!?××/=STOPSTOPIOOOOOP PLEASE IM BEGING YOU I MAKE 12 AN HIUR

[aflo]

i wish i made 12 an hour

[monkeywiki]

I wish you made 20 an hour

[aflo]

[vixibombae]

best moments in gaming journalism

journalist gets real yakuza members to play yakuza 3 and asks for their opinions on its authenticity

that’s it

[vixibombae]

highlights:

“What’s with all the fucking gaijin in this area?” “Dude, don’t say that, use gaikokujin, it’s nicer.” “Oh, shit, right. What’s with all the fucking gaikokujin in this area?”

“The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.”

all of them start dragging kiryu for his shitty cheap shirt for five minutes

“Shooting people sends a message.” “So does shooting anything.”

(after being told that massage parlors, mahjong, and hostess clubs were cut from the US version) “I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.”

[tramampoline]

S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages. K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy. M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter? K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.

[enemy-stand]

“Author’s note: A heated discussion takes place as to whether the game is stereotyping the yakuza, which is resolved when Midoriyama, a now-retired former mid-level faction boss, points out that the stereotypes about the yakuza are more or less correct, with the exception of their alleged prowess in martial arts.“

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i’ve seen these quotes a hundred times but never the full article — 200k notes and i’ve never seen someone mention the guy saying “they should let kiryu smoke meth”

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier