Definitely Not Spider-Man

You can still call me Spidey, though. do not refer to me (or he/him). 22. Header made by my dear friend @VunderJoy. Professional Lurker

[cowinf]

HAPPY 4-1 DAY!!!

I didn't know this game took place in 2026 until recently...Crazy...Anyways I liked the dialogue at the end of the case so I have reproduced it in comic form. I hope you like it!!

[batrachised]

🫵 STOP! you are doomscrolling. tell me your favorite animal instead

[batrachised]

🫵 STOP! you are doomscrolling. tell me your favorite animal instead

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[godkissedme]

I’m not avoiding my destiny I just had to lie down

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[tattahitotsunosaetayarikata-dea]

what are many or several of you on about.

[chacochilla]

[hydro-homies]

[waxworm-moved]

[sepulchretide]

[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[splodey-goat]

[scp-threats-is-back]

[usernameichoseonawhim]

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

[scp-threats-is-back]

[slaughterednsfw-wav]

Spiders jpg

[fawkesheart12]

Woah dude

[bludraws094]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[malicious-screaming-sentinel]

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the item you held last {phone doesn't count} just disappeared, just poof stopped existing are you mad about it?

yes

no

happy actually?

NOOOOOOOOO

neutral

results

Voting ended onApr 9

[tinypasserine]

my DRINK is GONE

[artistredfox]

MY fiucking KEYBOARD!?!?!

[boyslit]

this better only be MY tube of icy hot that's gone bc if it's been deleted from the whole world I'm setting things on fire

[nycswebhead]

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

[nycswebhead]

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

[iamalivenow]

favorite video game from your childhood 🎤🎤🎤 quickly🎤🎤🎤

[iamalivenow]

full spectrum

[ladytabletop]

hey because I am curious. what's your weirdest hobby?

[ladytabletop]

I am really enjoying going through the tags on this post. I know a lot of you asked what constitutes "weird", or prefer the term "niche" but I did say "weirdest" for a reason, because that's for you to decide - of all the stuff you do, what do you think would classify as "weirdest"?

[thatnordicguy]

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

[grootficguy]

“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.

Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress

[grootficguy]

Ok, mother of GOD that's a lot of responses and I am but one man with Excel. I'll update these ASAP but also some rules:

A Pokemon only counts for itself, not its evolution line.

A Pokemon with multiple forms (like Zygarde) will only be counted for the specified form. A Pokemon with multiple appearances (like Spinda, Vivillon, Sylvally, etc.) count for all their appearances.

I'm literally doing this as a testament to my own depression that not everyone is lovable, so add that to the weight of this post's meaning.

[konoko]

sorry i'm being an absent friend i'm being an absent self too

[thekidsfromyestergay]

This was on a post about how it's ignorant and privileged to wear headphones in public and I fear its already become a part of my vocabulary. Must everything harbor a moral failure.