not the Normal type

here for the aesthetics and memes

[normalshrimp]

i lived, bitch

[they-call-me-marlon]

i laughed, bitch

[mgs3pe]

i loved, bïtch

[tor-ta]

[hiltnbeta]

[deejay]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ithelpstodream]

[theotheryongbok]

My man Jesus

[funnysowhatever2-deactivated201]

What story is that?

[ffermented-salmonella-deactivat]

Matthew 18:9

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

[beachfox-deactivated20181218]

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

[corporationsarepeople]

“Did I fucking stutter?”

[books-n-quotes]

“Stay away from the ones you love too much. Those are the ones who will kill you.”

— Donna Tartt, The Goldfinch

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I had to read this three times to realize it didn’t say “the power of YEET”

[dragon-in-a-fez]

“this doesn’t work…” *throws laptop into the sun* “YEET”

[autohaste]

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

[jst4kicks]

[saying]

[trnstlanticism]

MY SISTER SENT ME THIS AND I AM LOSING MY FUCKDKFN MIND

[prettyvixenavenue]

[its-all-fine-ok-deactivated2018]

@paperclipjo this.

[butt-berry]

I thought my twenties would be a lot more exciting than me legitimately considering whether 4:30PM is too early to go to bed

[gusty]

[acoolguy]

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

[questions-within-questions]

“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.

[spacettf]

[marebruta]