💕 help 💕

Welcome to my twisler mind :)))

[depsidase]

[rnismatch]

johnny applesteed laid over 1000 apple horse eggs

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[feelboss]

[imp]

[3000s]

[crabussy]

I didn't know that non-existent page links on wikipedia were red and for a moment I lived in a world where bergen fish soup was transphobic

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[despazito]

Doing this to my child but instead of harry potter it's metal gear solid

[bgm05]

Just graduated from Begging Dog University with a master’s in Boiling Water

[dogpuppy]

[parakeet]

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

[somethinginthebasement]

peggle 1 or peggle 2?

[parakeet]

peggle 1... peggle 2... who's to say... it was just 'life' back there... to me... to my fellow orbs.......

[dogpuppy]

[graphitedrizzle]

My For You page is trying to start a religion

[kittensnax]

not making this up, one time i was at disney world epcot and i passed by a group of 3 bros, one of which wearing a tie dye shirt that said ⬆️ TRIPPIN on it. they looked like this

[9ieme]

the twelve most terrifying words in the english language are: i'm from the government and i'm here to torture you to death