not

yep

[thekoiboy]

[byjove]

Yeah man, I’m so excited to go home. Got big plans tonight. Found a huge container of old pens and I get to test them all out and see which ones still work. Bunch of different colors too, some are sparkly and everything. It is going to be awesome.

[nvexe]

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

[hardwrench]

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

[little-theatre-fairy]

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

[hardwrench]

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

[startedwellthatsentence]

Comment on my MA thesis:

[mik-mania]

im so fucking stubborn

[invader-bean]

michael what the fuck.

[mik-mania]

no its one of my fancy pencils :)

the end cap comes off :)

[mik-mania]

oh lard

[mik-mania]

my son he is sick he has every disease

[mik-mania]

we are nearing peak deviancy

[mik-mania]

happy back-to-school day

[mik-mania]

im so clever that its sickening

[mik-mania]

if i breathe wrong i'll lose him

[mik-mania]

it got too small for the clip. luckily i realized this eraser has the perfect holes

[mik-mania]

at what point does this stop being a pencil

[leahelizabeth89]

Tags via @mik-mania

[targetedknowledge]

[handmadeclown]

Number one reason to watch Leverage, no matter what season you're on. No matter what episode you pick. Every single episode is Leverage. No more or less.

[feldfrog]

How come every message scrawled in blood on a wall is sans serif

[parlaypeach]

What

[parlaypeach]

Reblog for goldan brokle chhadar cheess soup

[parlaypeach]

WINTERTIME!!!

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[sydrichie]

[teabree-shark]

[m0thmancore]

[draconym]

What I like about my eye doctor is that there is a machine that takes a photo of your eye and you can pay 50 dollars to do that instead of dilation. I'm so happy every time I spend that money

I like the machine. When I was in college I had an eye doctor who could just glance at your glasses and determine the prescription, or glance at the contacts and tell the brand while they were still in your eyes. He always gave a full lecture on what he was seeing in the machine's photographs and it was really interesting. One time he gave me an eye exam after someone had run over his foot in the parking lot and everyone else in his office was telling him to go to the hospital.

[parkchanwoohoo]

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is painfully American

[dirtbaby2016]

Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem

[sawsbvck]

primadonna girl……………………………………………………………………………………….

[sawsbvck]

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………yeah

[thememedaddy]

[baradragon]

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

[baradragon]

some of you should not be reblogging this

[assdad]