I was today years old when the sudden realization hit me that the endearing term 'Hubby' is slang for husband.
Did they look at others weirdly back then, similarly to the way we did when 'baby' became 'bae' in the 2010's? 🤨
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I was today years old when the sudden realization hit me that the endearing term 'Hubby' is slang for husband.
Did they look at others weirdly back then, similarly to the way we did when 'baby' became 'bae' in the 2010's? 🤨
Listen to his song
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Dude sounds 100x better than the TikTokers I keep hearing screech this same tune. And he's actually in tune 😆
Does anybody else wonder why cake pops became a thing
Like who decided, "OMG this cake is fabulous. You like cake? I LOVE cake. But you know what would be even better? Cake... are you ready for this?... ON A STICK!"
"But first we gotta bake the cake, the completely ruin the cake we made, moosh in a bunch of other stuff and mold it into a ball (which takes three times as long as as a regular cake, but who cares), freeze it, dip it in coloured white chocolate... THEN we eat it"
Like how tf did that become a thing and why????
when i say “unfollow me if you support trump” im not saying it ironically. no, seriously, if you support trump then i dont want your disgraceful ass to be in any way associated with my blog. get out.
trump and his group of terrorists are currently attempting a coup d’état and occupiying Capitol Hill. supporting trump is supporting fascism and terrorism. period.
... And the rioting, looting, burning of cities all across America in 2020 was different from terrorism how? The expense of damage the Capitol wasn't anywhere close to the damage done to homes, business, and streets for months on end. The occupation of Capitol Hill lasted like 3 days.
Do people realize that cancel culture is a form of taking away freedom of speech? As a way of telling the Hollywood elites that they should keep themselves in check, or be ruined?
The funniest sword fight scene in the history of cinema.
BEST. SWORD FIGHT. EVER.
Let’s be honest, this is how I would sword fight.
@warmageragnar Lewis Vs Otranto, a realistic version.
#what on earth is this?
The Court Jester starring Danny Kaye, Basil Rathbone, and the amazing Glynis Johns, and Angela Lansbury and it is all around a fun time.
All kidding aside, watch Basil Rathbone’s foot work. He knows fencing, and sets up the form even though he’s still playing up the stage blows for Danny Kaye to flail at for comedic effect.
Okay, but I need to talk about this because it’s even funnier if you know the context... Basil Rathbone was one of the greatest swordsmen in Hollywood history. Which is why he almost never won any of his onscreen fights–he was good enough that he knew how to effectively make the other guy look even better. That’s why the swordfight in The Adventures of Robin Hood looks so awesome even though Errol Flynn is nowhere near Rathbone’s level.
But this fight, right here? Was one of the only fights where he needed a stunt double. Because while he was able to keep Danny Kaye from being seriously injured, Rathbone himself nearly got skewered a few times by Kaye’s flailing around. So in a bizarre way, this is probably the closest to an even match Rathbone had in his career… just not for the reasons you’d expect.
“Don’t you know, there are some things that can beat smartness and foresight? Awkwardness and stupidity can. The best swordsman in the world doesn’t need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn’t do the thing he ought to.”
-Mark Twain, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court (1889)
The origin of a saying I’ve seen quoted in various works of fiction - “The best swordsman does not fear the second best, he fears the worst since there’s no telling what that idiot is going to do.”
why does it feel like this is the shit that happened in the prologues of G & S
Also, the way Danny Kaye dances around, waving his arms, screaming, ducking, running away, coming back at Rathbone, reminded me of the "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullsh*t." You can see the surprise and unexpectedness on Rathbone's face, because this isn't how you swordfight wait what's he doing omg and Danny Kaye just continues waving his noodly arms around and screaming, hoping to win. This was the best sleepover movie I ever watched as a kid, and I still catch things I never saw the first few times.
Danny Kaye was amazing.
Down syndrome people really just owning everyone else huh
down syndrome people are infectious with their happiness too tbh
I had a best friend with down syndrome and she was amazing and always so happy and smiley
You’re not cute as you think when you post sexual comments on your favs social media.
You’re not cute as you think when you call your favs daddy on their social media.
You’re not cute or as funny as you think you are tagging your favs in posts that are sexual, stalkerish, extremely personal or something you should probably talk to a professional about.
You’re not as cute as you think you are following your favs around or stalking them.
Your favs aren’t your SO. They don’t belong to you. They are allowed to date, see, fuck, style, how ever they want.
They aren’t your fucking doll and I don’t care how much of their shit you buy or see.
You’re not cute, funny, a dedicated fan.
You’re gross. Get out of your delusion box now.
This doesn’t have a lot of notes because this is how most of y’all fan girls act and y’all don’t like people to call y’all weird asses out
Wow I didn’t realize this needed to be brought back to my dash so soon. Anyway, here’s wonderwall.
People who can do this amaze me.
How do Chinese cooks cut vegetables
At first I was like, oh neat some fun tricks to make chopping faster and less messy, and then he made an extendable potato and I died
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aww i love this guy making hand hearts at the camera i’m so proud of him
Oh boy I love red kites so much there's loads where I live (UK, Chiltern hills) after this brilliant reintroduction programme! They're also really large like Large and whenever I see one on the ground I'm like, flabbergasted and in love
they’re super pretty! i’d love to work with one someday, but it’s stupid hard to get to handle any “cool” bird here in the usa. i don’t think anyone here actually has a red kite.
.... I'm an American, and I literally thought you mean a red kite as in:
So I was confused as hell trying to figure out why seeing a red kite was a big deal.
hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Microwave for 40 minutes 😔
why were you microwaving a lemon???
I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots
Did you burn an orange too? How???
Microwave for 40 minutes 😔
Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
AWESOME I GET TO TALK ABOUT MYU FAVOURITE SUBJECTS AND MAKE MEMES
An odd day as Jims Bomd, where my rung on the prestigious Super Secret Spy ladder is exactly 0, the villain is trying to stop the catastrophe from happening by telling me EXACTLY what's going on, I wear a suit that <literally> has no tricks up the sleeves and is bright neon yellow for non-stealth, and my last words are "Yeah... I didn't see that coming..."
Once a little boy went to school. One morning The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. He liked to make all kinds; Lions and tigers, Chickens and cows, Trains and boats; And he took out his box of crayons And began to draw.
But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make flowers.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make beautiful ones With his pink and orange and blue crayons. But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And it was red, with a green stem. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”
The little boy looked at his teacher’s flower Then he looked at his own flower. He liked his flower better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just turned his paper over, And made a flower like the teacher’s. It was red, with a green stem.
On another day The teacher said: “Today we are going to make something with clay.” “Good!” thought the little boy; He liked clay. He could make all kinds of things with clay: Snakes and snowmen, Elephants and mice, Cars and trucks And he began to pull and pinch His ball of clay.
But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make a dish.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make dishes. And he began to make some That were all shapes and sizes.
But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And she showed everyone how to make One deep dish. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”
The little boy looked at the teacher’s dish; Then he looked at his own. He liked his better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just rolled his clay into a big ball again And made a dish like the teacher’s. It was a deep dish.
And pretty soon The little boy learned to wait, And to watch And to make things just like the teacher. And pretty soon He didn’t make things of his own anymore.
Then it happened That the little boy and his family Moved to another house, In another city, And the little boy Had to go to another school.
The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. And he waited for the teacher To tell what to do. But the teacher didn’t say anything. She just walked around the room.
When she came to the little boy She asked, “Don’t you want to make a picture?” “Yes,” said the little boy. “What are we going to make?” “I don’t know until you make it,” said the teacher. “How shall I make it?” asked the little boy. “Why, anyway you like,” said the teacher. “And any color?” asked the little boy. “Any color,” said the teacher. And he began to make a red flower with a green stem.
~Helen Buckley, The Little Boy
I hate that I hesitated to reblog this just because I expect people to think it’s pretentious or melodramatic when it’s seriously real as fuck and I’ve witnessed it
this makes me so sad. I mean schools literally kill the kid’s creativity.
Amputees With A Great Sense Of Humor
This means a lot to me
That Buzz Lightyear one killed me
These are the best.
These kind of people are my favorite bless them
Sense of humor is everything
Let’s not forget the best cosplay ever!
Excuse me?! I am going to need a full version of this shanty from these two IMMEDIATELY.
*UNHOLY SHRIEKING* Seriously it’s like if Darth Vader sang, plus a SEA SHANTY, this is absolutely amazeballs, listen to it!
Here, have a soprano voice added:
This is so beautiful and I love seeing how much each of the singers is enjoying themselves
@baphomet-official this seems like something you’d like actually
THAT BASSLINE VOICE THOUGH 😍 *cue swoon*