part time soulmate, full time problem

Toby | 27 | she/her | autistic | locally sourced organic shitposting

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[cutecipher]

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

[tall]

[phleb0tomist]

i love the news. this is from a real article

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Text reading: In fact, the typical UK adult is currently harbouring six grudges, according to a poll published in early 2022. /End ID]

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

hello! i am crumb cat!

socials

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[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[peppermintvanillagirl]

”what’s got you so happy” because 🩷 friends 🥺☺️on interner 😍☺️⭐️

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[largishcat]

[propussyslayer]

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

[escuerzoresucitado]

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

[masklayer]

Theirs a horse in the pingles

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[dragon-in-a-fez]

tumblr should add a "what the fuck are you talking about" button alongside reply, like, and reblog. you click the what the fuck are you talking about button when op is on some discourse they brought back from another reality that no one on this earth has ever heard of. and if a post gets more what the fuck are you talking abouts than reblogs op gets muted for 12 hours

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000