part time soulmate, full time problem

Toby | 27 | she/her | autistic | locally sourced organic shitposting

[feldfrog]

Stop, drop, and roll also works when you are wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

[bettyrightnow]

blogging is too dignified a term for what i’m doing on here

[rainbow-femme]

His strength is that he is biscuits

[apollosunn-moved-deactivated202]

anyone else relate

[midnightclover]

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[lylahammar]

We’ve found a new game

[batsandboba]

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[innerchildabortionclinic]

tornado spawn point

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

[bixels]

i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.

[vinceaddams]

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.