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[bbcthree]

[yakult95]

perpetually in a charlie kelly mood

[iraffiruse]

[marinasldiamandis]

I think it broke

[postscribed]

what you say: tru

what I hear: True Jackson VP was filmed in front of a live studio audience

[bunsenbees]

[britney]

it's

bitch

[yiffmaster]

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

[goodsprings]

how come there isnt a single college professor out there that realizes the address bar on chrome doubles as a google search. every time i see a professor open chrome and then type in google.com i lose 2 days off my life span

[goodsprings]

this post is making college professors mad every time i get a notification on this post and its a professor upset that theyve been Called Out i just gain back 2 days of my lifespan so keep it up, i might eventually regain all the days i lost watching yall try to figure out how to use The Internet

[cosleia]

Also people don’t seem to notice autocomplete happening so they laboriously type the whole thing even though it’s RIGHT THERE JUST HIT ENTERRRRRRR

[mixxtapej]

Bonus round: college professors not realizing the YouTube autoplay so every damn time you finish watching a video the whole class has to painstakingly watch the timer run out and then the professor is shocked when the next video starts playing

[thetenderpassion]

[dumbdotjpeg]

[leatherpumpkins]

BITCH, IT’S SATURDAY

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[sotheycallmeaaron]

I love when brands throw shade and I love it even more that it’s Kylie Jenner

[sgdsgsdgsdgsdh-deactivated20170]

OKAY, BUT THEY SHADED HER LACK OF TALENT AND HER SHITTY, PROBLEMATIC FIT TEA PROMOTIONS ALL IN ONE TWEET. I’M GAGGING. 

[ithrowshadenotbricks]

LMAO

[sarahandmexx]

Does Kylie not have a PR team? Did no one tell her that bragging about how she doesn’t need a job would get her dragged? She seriously stepped right into this one…

[poshinans]

Shout out to Good&Co for not taking her shit. Hopefully this gets them some good press.

[sotheycallmeaaron]

EDIT: Just so you guys know, Good&Co is actually a really great app/company. They helped me figure out my interests and get placed with a job that I actually like. They also help with online, work from home jobs. I’d recommend it to anyone who’s in between jobs or just wants some direction. Click here to check it out!

[sydneyplastyyy]

^^^I second this opinion, Good & Co is great!

[ithrowshadenotbricks]

I love the fact that Kylie’s drag is indirectly helping people in need. It warms my petty heart.

[fianites-scales]

[leepacey]

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

[narcon9-deactivated20190103]

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

donald trunps cake was 90% styrofoam? i guess you could say…the cake was a lie

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

am i right gamers

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

hey gamers am i right

[woodmeat]

When I’m holding my first son and looking at my creation my thoughts will be “damn bro I remember when I made you… I was putting in that fuckin work on ya mom”

[zoobus]

Your son’s first words’ll be “block me back”