How many roads must a man walk down?

[queenrafferty]

[borifle]

getting your friends into star wars like

[faggottt]

[inccption-deactivated20190115]

2 / ? of sarcastic mark watney

[mzcain27]

“You fight like a girl.”

I’m sorry

I didn’t

realise

that 

was 

a

bad

thing

[wallflowersperk]

Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.

[gayharoldfinch]

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

yeah

so sorry

i can’t hear you

over the sound

of me crushing my enemies

[bonequeer]

This list

was looking

a little

white

so here you go

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

[believeitornah]

watch tha

bodies hit

tha floor

[valhkyrie-archive-blog]

this is the best post on tumblr, hands down

[chujellys]

the new kids + interacting with harrison ford

[tyalorswift]

John Boyega (March 17, 1992) // I remember my manager telling me, ‘Be myself, be humble, keep rooted, keep God first’. Those words were very helpful. 

[beecero]

[wantstrawberrybabe]

Sweater Weather

Color Block

Planet and Astronauts Print

Cat Pattern

Cat Face Print

Skull Print

Stars Print

Line Print

Marvel Print

[taehyunglesbian]

can someone explain the alignment chart for me but in like, the simplest wording possible lmao

[venndigo-blog]

lawful good: i want to do the right thing, and following society’s rules is the best way to do that

neutral good: i want to do what’s right, and i’m willing to bend or break the rules as long as no one gets hurt

chaotic good: i’m willing to do whatever it takes as long as it’s to do the right thing

lawful neutral: following the rules of society is the most important thing, and that matters more to me than doing what’s right

true neutral: i just want myself and the people i care about to be happy

chaotic neutral: i want my freedom, and i don’t care what i have to do to keep it

lawful evil: to impede the protagonists (in whatever evil way) is my primary goal, but i follow my own code of morals even when it’s inconvenient

neutral evil: to impede the protagonists (in whatever evil way) is the my primary goal, and while i’ll do what it takes to achieve it, i also won’t go out of my way to do unnecessary damage

chaotic evil: i relish in destruction and want to do as much damage as possible while i try to achieve my primary goal

[01sentencereviews]

aesthetic: dana scully typing on her desktop by candlelight

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[micdotcom]

Here’s what politics looks like if you take out the men 

Out of the 22 people running for president in 2016, only two of them are women. Elle U.K. is confronting this imbalance directly through the magazine’s #MoreWomen campaign, launched on Oct. 1 to celebrate women’s global power. Their eye-opening launch video shows how easy it is to make full rooms seemingly sparse.

[shakeitoffs]

i hate myself for laughing so hard at this

[thebootydiaries]

[culturenlifestyle]

Quirky Illustrations of Untranslatable Words

London based illustrator and game artist, Marija Tiurina composed a series of stunning illustrations based on 14 charming and funny untranslatable words ranging from the German to the Japanese language. By depicting different scenarios literally and figuratively, which fit the words’ definition, Tiurina’s portrayal is dreamy and imaginative. 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lokigodofmischieflaufeyson-deac]

My favourite part of Penguins of Madagascar was definitely Dave putting actors and actresses names in normal sentences.