Colostomeboy

I like things, and stuff, and cats, and movies, also comics.

[bodyintheriver]

Gideons turn + complimentary mullet Gideon for those who celebrate 🎉

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[firewalkwithmedvd]

[desperately trying to sexualize doing laundry] putting... my load... in the

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[smokinghorse]

Burnout is a jockey and he's riding me to death.

[caats]

[dysfunctionalroomba]

[cognitohazardous]

your 'jerking it to the smell of isopropyl alcohol' post has me remembering how i used to be so ashamed of having any sexual desires that i only allowed myself to jack off to the mental image of an arial drone shot of a pine forest

transcendentalism

[beingharsh]

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

[wizard-email]

i lied. put your clothes back off, I do actually like sex

[biteybeast]

cats when they see a bird

[rosecrystal]

unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want

[gauntletqueen]

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

[wosp-reactivated]

I can smell the poison in my goblet but I lowkey don't even care anymore

[thememedaddy]

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[deathandmysticism]

J. J. Grandville, Torn Between an Angel and a Devil, 19th century