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23 y/o dutch trans girlthing. it/she got shadowbanned or smth so made a new account :3 send me messages if ya wanna!

[dimbywimby]

the fih

[segamascott]

[targetedknowledge]

[muffinlance]

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[amaranthine-paws]

panty bulge but it's just fat puffy neospade

[amaranthine-paws]

and☝️it's sweaty

[blignick]

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

eating food is just not possible

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

it's actually normal to cry because you're house sitting and all the utensils are different and you don't have access to your usual food

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

it's literally normal and no one hates me for the things i struggle with actually

[clementine-kesh]

step one of good media criticism is to remove yourself entirely from your interpretation of the text. step two is to insert yourself back in but in new and thoughtful ways

[clementine-kesh]

[goo-goo-babies]

if it weren't for linkedin existing i think indeed would be the most evil website on the planet. this is obviously hyperbole there are much worse website but i s2g looking for jobs is like

FBI

$120,000 a year! work from home! (based on commission (you go around neighborhoods selling roofs))

ICE

a job three people on the planet have

ICE

military recruitment/military contractor

something you're qualified for but you don't have a degree so you never hear back

something you're qualified for and have experience in but you don't have a degree so you never hear back

something you're qualified for and have experience in and DON'T need a degree for and you NEVER HEAR BACK

ICE

holy shit the border patrol has so many fucking job postings. kill yourselves

[goo-goo-babies]

ah yes. how could i forget

"DataAnnotation is committed to creating quality AI. Help train AI chatbots while" yeah yeah yeah eat shit and die

[goo-goo-babies]

one time i was looking at a job i was perfectly qualified for and had a high chance of getting. it was office work for a mouth-frothingly vile republican congresswoman. i did not apply

[titleknown]

Trump Moves to Deeply Censor the Entire Internet

The Trump administration is cynically exploiting calls for stricter AI regulation to pass broad censorship measures at the federal level.

So, in terrible news, Trump's trying to pull some strings to pass this massive internet censorship bill, featuring all the kinds of internet censorship we're terrified of, including mandatory ID for accessing basically any website, specifically to crush state regulation of AI, because apparently this man will always see the moral bottom of the barrel and start digging.

So, if you live in the US and hate censorship and AI you know what to do, contact your congresspeople and tell them do not fucking dare let this through or so help us god...

[kosher-salt]

More direct source of concern

URGENT: We’re one bad D.C. deal away from the era of online government censorship.

Congress and the White House are negotiating your online speech rights away. Tell lawmakers: reject KOSA, NO FAKES, and age-verification man

[rfpreiwaphase]

5calls has NOT updated to reflect this

6/14/2026

Bad Internet Bills

All of the bad internet bills. One website.

Call now. Call often. Get your Americans on the horn. 📞 Every time you call, 🐨 will hug you

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Thanks for the warning @goofishh and @wellcome-to-chaos stay safe out there guys

[tadpole-art]

Landscaping

[2560x1440]

it’s not funny that charlie kirk stepped on a rake and then fell backwards into a pit of hot tar before stumbling out and getting stuck to a comically large firework that shot through a chicken coop covering him in feathers before the firework finally exploded and a big image of his face appeared in the sky. Stop laughing

[micamicster]

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

[viralfrog]

[t1ny69fr0g]

[deervsheadlights]

[coelii]

I only hope that the whores aren’t stealing our lemons (you know those naughty whores always steal lemons)

[coelii]

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Do you gals think we should get lemon tree insurance?