100% shit posting

[omghotmemes]

not this shit again

[aurorepeuffier]

[filthyprotozoan]

no one ever talks about gimli being not even slightly tempted by the ring. motherfucker had no hesitation just walked up with his axe and immediately tried to wreck it. obviously that didn’t work but like, the ring had zero visible effect on him. amazing… gold sickness in the line of durin WHOMST?? not in gimli son of gloin

[moonward-bound]

He wasn’t going to let himself be embarrassed in front of all these fucking ELVES

[unclefather]

[moon111111]

[ampervadasz]

[dicksmasher]

AND that bitch gotta knife, the fuck

[lestatslestits]

[bocceclub]

@sapropel i spent 20 minutes on this, enjoy

[sapropel]

Its slightly off beat you should have just killed me instead

[bocceclub]

why don’t you hop in adobe premiere and make a better version, biophysics boy

[sapropel]

I have no rebuttal for this that doesn’t make me sound like a loser

[juxtp0se]

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

[goddamnshinyrock]

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

[fer8girl]

lawful good vs chaotic good

[nyanguardparty]

chaotic evil

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lobotomizedskull]

[nutongzhi]

the funniest part of katmai fat bear week is the comments on the obviously smaller bears pictures like “i’m sorry king 😔✊ we love you but your opponent is simply very fat. we still love you”

[nutongzhi]

[devillic-sphere-deactivated2021]

op?? where are grazers ears???

[hellhounde]

not op but i do have pics of grazer!!! behold her ears...

[slowspinningredemption]

in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[veresfika]

day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend

[veresfika]

gained conciousness, not ashamed to show some tits

[veresfika]

no more bare tits

[veresfika]

oh shit a bow

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

having a moment

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

🎶sleeves sleeves sleeves makin puffsleeves gonna look like french meringue doesnt even rhyme at all not even a little bit🎵 shhhh shhhh go away kitty

[veresfika]

aight folks that’s it for today i have some booing to do at the tv about some shitty and inaccurate costumes

[veresfika]

good morning sluts, back to work

[veresfika]

fellas im straight up not having a good time im in the middle of a lil meltdown over how much time i’ve spent sewing roses on my skirt before realizing they were anuses (or ani like cacti? 🤔)

[veresfika]

we’re gonna be so pretty

[veresfika]

wig snatched

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

shit do i gotta act like a lady now?

[veresfika]

if I play dead it might goes away

[veresfika]

oh my im getting hotter by the minute

[veresfika]

what a lovely creature im having a real beuty and the beast moment… wait no that bitch is a furry

[improveordie]

[veresfika]

I’m SO flattered (and self-centered) i had to hang up your amd @a-sip-of-anxietea ’s drawings I just love them ❤️

[veresfika]

girl’s night out(ish) 🍻

[arcsin27]

Is she single asking for a friend

[veresfika]

No❤️

[vampirebriar]

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

who the fuck is gonna charge Putin with a crime lmao

[bluenokia3210-deactivated201701]

the tumblr community

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

mass citizen’s arrest

[bluenokia3210-deactivated201701]

Harry Potter fandom grab your wands

[is-this-cottagecore]

[theperksofbeingaperk]