My Paradise

21+ Dumbass Trans Man. A Place where I just post and reblog random stuff with no rhyme or reason. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[lowpolyanimals]

Sandpiper from The Sims 4

[lowpolyanimals]

[lillyviarabbit]

rotting

[lillyviarabbit]

still rotting

[lillyviarabbit]

currently rotting

[lillyviarabbit]

rotting again

[coat]

Fridge vegetable push notifications

[appall-deactivated20230419]

[hasufin]

There is a certain point where it becomes “I turn right at the place where I turn right, then take the shortcut which I know about, then left where I turn left. Yes, I’m sure all of these things have proper names but I don’t recall what they are. The only landmarks I remember are places which were torn down decades ago.”

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[serenity-bitty]

reminds me of

the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post

[p1netre3s]

reminded me of this

[the-real-skeletor]

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

[nsomniacsdream]

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[wickedwonderlandd]

[egberts]

[anxeious]

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[mac33cheese]

I want to Boop you

BECAUSE I'M BOOPING EVERYONE

[dilhhindustani-deactivated20240]

Reblog or like if you're okay with mass bopping

[tvneon]

[koda-shoulda-woulda-but-didnt]

I don’t know who you are...I don’t know what you want...If you are looking for meaningful interactions I can tell you I don’t have any, but what I do have are a very particular set of paws. Paws I have acquired over a very long career. Paws that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let the Boops go now that’ll be the end of it. I will not Boop you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will Boop you, I will Boop you and I will Boop you

[simplyender]

[rarethrumbos]

[amphibimations]

A boop cat to live on your blog!!!!!

[mossworm]

I can dream

[midwestmuppet]

hope it’s ok i made your beast (different color palette and she’s only 4.5ft)

[cassandragemini]

have you guys who arent into sports heard about the new baseball uniforms controversy. its bad

[cassandragemini]

mlb changed uniform manufacturers this year to this company that has been making dogshit licensed fan merch for a while (fanatics, may the lord curse their name) and first of all the new jerseys are cheap and have awful stitching and the lettering on player names is abysmal. but second and most importantly the new pants are Extremely Transparent

[cassandragemini]

also apparently they not doing custom tailoring for pants anymore. which is a problem because pitchers tend to have really thick thighs and standard issue pants across the board are not gonna cut it lmao (see exhibit a below)

an article i read in the athletic about this whole thing specifically mentioned the fat ass issue

[cassandragemini]

happy spring training. whatever happens after this happens

[waitinforthebus-deactivated2020]

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this is the sword of good fortune, may it aid you in your travels.