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“i wish they’d make a show about—” it’s black sails. “i wish more shows would—” they did. on black sails. “we need more shows that—” they already did. on black sails. everything you ever want or need. black sails has it for you i promise

midnight-lurker

Tangled au where 12/13 year old Rapunzel gets mad at Mother Gothel and in a fit of teen rebellion cuts her hair and that kills her, so the now orphan Rapunzel leaves the tower and stumbles into the Snuggly Ducking and is effectively adopted by the thugs. She works there as a barmaid and every year a couple of them take her to the outskirts on the kingdom to see the lanterns.

She isn’t found out to be the lost princess until

A) she goes into the kingdom to bail out one of regulars

Or B) after stealing the crown, Eugene, heads to the pub to keep low only to have a heart attack bc wtf is that the queen???

tanoraqui

#this spawned a thoughts in my brain wherein Flynn gets caught &sentenced to death as in canon #and rapunzel decides to go big (and unknowingly) go home and shows up to save him by pulling the Anastasia Con 'i'm the lost princess!' #and as soon as she has secured his release is like OKAY HOW DO WE DO THIS #and he's like do what???? the lost princess con is a game! no one wants the risk of actually trying it! #and didn't you say it would be mean to do that to the king and queen?? #'that was before they tried to have you killed though? so lets figure it out fast! '#anyway they sit down to hash out Her Story and Flynn puts the timeline together and goes uhhhhh I think you might actually be her actually? #the orphanage didn't teach much math but he's been a thief long enough to know 2 plus 2 is 4. (@hedgiwithapen)

rahnesinclair

HBO: Hey try to be neutral about the ICE topic ok

The Pitt: Our virally successful hot silver fox who is white as the driven snow is arrested by ICE because he was trying to protect his patient from further injury because ICE are animalistic bullies and we want to show that to the wider HBO audience that won't recognize brown pain.

theatomicluminarydetective

oh boy i’m winded

alexisneverokay

chat is this a normal and heterosexual way to react to your smoking hot attending(s) performing a delicate procedure that you're observing?

gaynfl-moved

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

your-sleep-paraylis-demon

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

gaynfl-moved

harvestspriteirl

likepetalswealleventuallyfall

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

creepymutelilbugger

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

ninjamelissajulien

Happy Ides of March

meangirlnurse

i must say that i do really like it when reddit users look through other redditors' post history so they can do violence to them

meangirlnurse

forepop

my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

androfembot

in elementary school we had. basically an immersive economics lesson that was "playing City," with different jobs and businesses; it was mostly semi-free time for socializing and selling/buying toys and snacks from each other. one of the lessons we were supposed to learn was the importance of paying a small amount of money into health and/or business insurance, because you had a chance of being hit with the Daily Disaster and a huge bill.

anyway, some kid who didn't buy insurance got hit with a "medical bill" early on, so he was supposed to be bankrupt and have to sit the rest of the game out. the 8 year olds were not having it and spontaneously invented crowdfunding so he could keep playing with everyone else.

kids who don't 'get it' are right, actually

sonnetscrewdriver

endlessly, morbidly fascinated by how when you're a kid you're constantly having parents, school, religion, media, all drumming it into your head that Sharing Is Good And You Need To Do It, and then you grow up and suddenly they're all like right never mind all that, this is The Real World and it's every bastard for himself

Raphael Ninja Turtles would have loved being in a queer platonic relationship

thememedaddy

#adhara #kyldreth

homunculus-argument

If you're having a private phone conversation with the phone off your ear, no headphones, and the speaker on in public, that's a public conversation now. That's an open invite, and I'm going to chime in if I have an opinion. This is now OUR disagreement about your boyfriend's spending habits.

#ryndara