[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally curly hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “red hair, freckles”

screen adaptation:

[spite-cadet]

Book: “she was black”

Movie adaptation:

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Book: She was asian

Movie:

[dmny25]

reblogging for the last two

[zehumanparachute]

Book: he asked calmly.

Movie:

[oldschoolvillageidiot]

I can’t believe it’s taken movies this long to realize one woman could be both of these things. (gif sources: @dceumovies and @cartersharon)

[wokkienokkie]

this is literally James Cameron’s nightmare. hahahaha

[butdaddyi-love-him]

This is what happens when you let women direct movies about women. Shocking, I know.

[boyblunderthethird]

^^^^^^ T H A T. YES

[thorodinson]

— Gail Simone, Wonder Woman Vol. 3

[romaniansuggestion]

Tfw when someone says all Eastern Europeans are Slavic but Romanians are living proof that's not true :/

yea just to clear a few things up

eastern european ≠ russian

russia isn’t always considered eastern european

eastern european ≠ slavic

some slavic nations consider themselves central european. they aren’t limited to the east

much of eastern europe’s geopolitical borders today was decided during the cold war, and the divide that still remains today is a factor of the huge economic/quality of life gap between the east and the west

there is no one “eastern european” accent

baltics are the northeast, balkans are the southeast

eastern europeans are not here to take your jobs, steal, or kidnap your citizens for human trafficking. neither are romani people

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

it's a disgrace. women are leaving their human motherly instincts and replacing it by dog/cat motherly instincts. they get more excited when they see a cute cat or a dog but get repulsed by children. Gone are the days when women wanted children, to get married to a respectable mature man as soon as they hit marriage age. now they rot their youth in school and end up being cat ladies

Smash that motha fuckin like button if you rotted your youth in school and are gonna end up being a cat lady! 

[cungadero]

was this written by a fuckin 1400s clergyman dyin of plague n shit

[clarys]

mother earth is literally committing suicide right now and y'all still think climate change is a hoax

[melonmemes]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I get more motivated by the phrase “Fuck it” than any other motivational phrase

[romaniansuggestion]

the true romanian experience is ur buni putting cold potato slices on your forehead when you have a fever

[just-shower-thoughts]

Our hands have fingertips but our toes don’t have toetips. Yet we can tiptoe

[buzzfeed]

21 People Who Forgot A Word And Just Made Some Shit Up

[mrkevinmchale]

im crying

[notalwaysluminous]

a friend of mine forgot the word “lamp” once and said “light faucet”

[teddylacroix]

I’m shaking from laughter. Yes, this is the right way to start a Friday morning.

[ravingliberal-deactivated201802]

Listen guys, I have a BA in English and an MA in Professional Writing and I have:

Forgotten the word “gums” and called them “teeth cuticles” Forgotten the term “liquor store” and called it a “rum-o-rama” Forgotten the word “mohawk” and called it a “head mustache”

The list goes on and on. Wording is HARD. 

[osointricate]

You know that putty you put in holes before you paint a wall? I forgot the word “putty,” called it “hole-be-gone” instead, and now my whole family refers to it as hole-be-gone.

[punnyknitwit]

My mom forgot the word “parmesan” and called it “the shaking cheese.”  I’ve gotten at least one roommate to use that term since then.

[gehayi]

The person who came up with “black and white fart squirrel” for “skunk” created an almost German-sounding description. The word in German is–if we ignore the loan word “skunk” from English–“das Stinktier.”  The stink animal.

[hexcolour]

@theskella once called instant coffee “coffee rocks” and ever since then it’s just been canonically called coffee rocks in my house 

[bunnyboy39]

I forgot the word for nightlight once and called it a “plug-in sun for night” and i just

[baramini]

I forgot the word for “wig” and said “the fake shit made for your head”. Please help

[teainawineglass]

I’ve called a medal my friend won a “good job circle” before and I’ve called glasses “eye-windows”

[martian-invasion]

I once forgot the word for moose in Spanish and I called it “big Canadian horse”

Spanish is my first language

[romaniansuggestion]

having to write soup instead of ciorba doesnt cover the power ciorba has

soup: powerful, but not quite there

ciorba:

[radondoran]

Visit Original Link

[prospit-dreemurr]

MOTHER OF GOD

[t-temmy]

ARE YOU FUCKIN

[enoshiitma-deactivated20141017]

OH GOD ITS BACK

[thesylverlining]

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

[officialdiagnosis]

someone: you forgot to eat? how?? aren’t you starving?

me: I don’t know I can’t feel anything

[trohleyjpg-blog1]

sure is hard work being the emo cousin AND the gay cousin

[latinopercy]

#nICO DI ANGELO

[draco-mouthboy]

My goal in life is to be as creative as Jason Todd’s insults

[ktwrites]

Prayer circle that somehow Patty Jenkins ends up directing Batgirl instead of Joss Whedon.

[littlereddove]

REBLOG THE SHIT OUT OF THIS PEOPLE