[n0l4n]

[jerryterry]

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

you know, if an adult is a nice person that’s not “innocence.” they learned how to actively be a good person. they’re not some eternal child

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

also i’m gonna be real why is it that being nice in general is seen as a childish or immature trait

[transheadcrab]

trying to convince my roommate not to eat tinfoil

[transheadcrab]

stop it bastard

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[friendlyfatigue]

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

[rabdoidal]

the F on my birth certificate was the doctor paying respects when I was born

[cutepilled]

[dogsenpai]

just going for a walk tonight! :)

[tawkua-deactivated20230904]

[sighborgs]

discourse topic of the night: mini m&ms are objectively better than normal m&ms.

[sighborgs]

90% of the people in the notes are just saying the same thing over and over about the candy to chocolate ratio, but i’d really like to give a shoutout to this person, for wording it in the most cursed way they could manage

[moonspren]

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again–the real reason they’re better is because its the closest any of us will come to eating a handful of beetles

[covid-69]

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.

[buffafro]

“tis a visitor,” i muttered, “dummy thicc, and nothing more”

[letmebegaytodd]

Caesar, muttering to himself: They call me caesar cause I be dressin’

Courier, hiding in the shadows and about to assassinate him:

[letmebegaytodd]

I don’t want to put this person on blast cause this is literally the funniest thing you could’ve tagged this as

[mqs1-deactivated20180318]

mime owners: this is claude st. pierre, we adopted him two years ago. he’s a third generation french mime with roots in the early carnie awakening. we only feed him hand toasted vegan peanuts and paleo candy floss

fool owners: this is hoops he likes jokes

[gamecubewizard]

this post came from a darker universe

[1st-1]

[kat-got-your-tongue14]

If you rearrange the letters in the light it spells alien

[truthtoldslant]

If you add in the partial letters touched by the light it’s “E.T. Alien” 👽

[1st-1]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Big Time Rush will be touring my labryinth permanently

[pangur-and-grim]

I’ve started the cats on a diet (gotta get rid of those small saggy bellies), & this has resulted in Pangur shadowing me for the last 2 hours, screaming & biting whatever body part I leave accessible

[pangur-and-grim]

no more ankle-biting!

Pangur, why

[pangur-and-grim]

[pochowek]

Steam: Youre about to check this violent game out are you over 18?

Me: (remembers i laughed very hard at “reeses penis butter cups”) man i dont know let me in