come at me bro.

hero of ferelden, velen and the wastelands. N7 at heart.

[butterflypeaflowertea]

when you wear a sundress and one of the straps is loose so it slips off your shoulder and u feel… how shall i put this… harlotrous

[satyriconmp3]

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

[30-minute-memes]

I see his robot as an absolute win

[katsdom]

OK - a very tangential takeoff: Engineering prof assigns students this question: Explain how to determine the height of a very tall building using a barometer.

Obviously meant to use change in barometric pressure with altitude. But one student submitted the following:

There are several ways of doing this

1. On a sunny day, stand the barometer up in the sun, measure the length of its shadow relative to its height, then measure the length of the building’s shadow and calculate its height from that.

2. Go into the stairwell and climb the stairs to the top, marking off the length of the barometer on the wall, giving you the height of the building in “barometer units”.

3. Go onto the roof of the building and drop the barometer off the top and time how long it takes to hit the ground, then calculate the height using the well known formula of 32 ft./sec./sec.

4. Go into the office of the building superintendent and say “If you tell me how tall this building is, I will give you this nice barometer”.

[streetsamurai]

[sahind]

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[lazylaziel]

[lesbx]

obsessed with this actually

[creekfiend]

Actually forget every other post about “primal” feelings and actions, the most connected to my early hominid ancestors i have ever felt in my LIFE is when slowly following an increasingly panicked sheep. I believe that slowly following ungulates is the most primally human activity in existence

[creekfiend]

That moment when the sheep has run a few times and visibly realizes that you just keep slowly walking at it and are not going anywhere and you can see it thinking “oh fuck this isn’t how being chased is supposed to work” rockets me back in time several hundred thousand years

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Hey quick question OP why are you bullying a sheep

[vetisntdead]

To give it medication

[strewbebby]

Johnny showing up to say some rude shit to me

[sassybananagardenartisan]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[nevver]

They drive by night, Bil Zelman

[weknowyourehigh]

[tahthetrickster]

....................memaw’s cheese tiddies

[tahthetrickster]

memaw’s cheese tiddies.

[napoleanbonafarte]

Whore treats

[whitepeopletwitter]

[debkorvelus]

I feel sorry for the old man, but it was stealing.  There is no apparently about it. Water is not free, it’s not a right to have it, and people pay must pay for it.  If a government gives a thing to you like utilities, its still not free because they take it from somewhere else, like in taxes.  

[nutsacktorturer]

[gigastacyy-deactivated20231011]

my friend visiting my house: hey i’m thirsty can i get a glass of water

me:

[geekberry]

[elizabethmarten]

when youre running late for saving your soulmate from a cursed pirate ship

[samaelschain]

The single greatest scene in anything ever 😂😂😂😂 @skillzyo

[allisonpregler]

this is the single greatest fuck you to physics that ever came out of this show

[rt0no]