he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sweet Seals For You, Always
trying on a metaphor
cherry valley forever
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I'd rather be in outer space šø
@theartofmadeline
Kaledo Art
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Three Goblin Art
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PR's Tumblrdome
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@nsa-actual
big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up
It makes me think of the mysterious Williamcoin I received in the mail recently.
Behold, One William.
holy shit, you found it. one william dollar.
So, very unfortunate news. I actually received a follow up in the mail, too.
Forbidden Williamcoin
this is art i can't breathe thats too good
https://www.patreon.com/posts/just-got-this-in-120478186
It's a joke
hello fed š
Well, hello.
It wasn't the CIA š
It ain't fun, I tell ya.
We're still here. For now.
Hey, the FBI is godless. It's us weeping
I feel so called out right now.
my favorite thing about āfbi/nsa agent monitoring my computerā things is it implies that there is at least one agent for every single person on earth with a computer
not really. like i know this is a shitpost but just in case folks arenāt aware: the fbi and nsa and whatev gov agencies do monitor all internet traffic. The idea tho is to catalogue and scan for things like keywords and other data analysis and use that info to flag accounts/ip addresses/identities. Basically, building massive databases of information on all people just in case you become a threat to the state.
Think of it like an automatic file being built on every single person in real time. Should you do anything to warrant state suppression, your file may be flagged for further investigation which may lead to being actively tracked or suppressed (as evidenced in the past with COINTELPRO)
so no, there isnāt an agent per person. But you bet your ass there is a profile of you that connects all your electronic activity (including GPS data/metadata and tracking via MAC addresses, user agents and/or unique hardware identifiers) to intelligence agencies.
of course, much of this is intended to specifically instill fear, uncertainty, and doubt as part of a larger culture of fear.
but I figure it is better to know whatās going on so you can understand whatās happening.
so anyway, yeah, shitās real yo.
hhh this is uhā¦ kinda terrifying.
Hey remember when this was exposed and not a single person in the US government went to jail or even lost their job over it
Remember 10 years ago when you were considered an insane and paranoid conspiracy theorist if you spoke about anything related to mass surveillance
Now everyone has just accepted it like itās the new normal without a second thought
Remember when the guy that proved it was all real, and the guy who released the info, both had the US go after them rather than the agencies, and the media supported it?
I still remember when that guy from CNN was like āonly WE are allowed to look at this info so donāt you dare go doing your own researchā, about wiki leaks. Almost like the media and the government were in cahoots the whole time and even till now.
Stop telling our secrets.
my favorite thing about āfbi/nsa agent monitoring my computerā things is it implies that there is at least one agent for every single person on earth with a computer
not really. like i know this is a shitpost but just in case folks arenāt aware: the fbi and nsa and whatev gov agencies do monitor all internet traffic. The idea tho is to catalogue and scan for things like keywords and other data analysis and use that info to flag accounts/ip addresses/identities. Basically, building massive databases of information on all people just in case you become a threat to the state.
Think of it like an automatic file being built on every single person in real time. Should you do anything to warrant state suppression, your file may be flagged for further investigation which may lead to being actively tracked or suppressed (as evidenced in the past with COINTELPRO)
so no, there isnāt an agent per person. But you bet your ass there is a profile of you that connects all your electronic activity (including GPS data/metadata and tracking via MAC addresses, user agents and/or unique hardware identifiers) to intelligence agencies.
of course, much of this is intended to specifically instill fear, uncertainty, and doubt as part of a larger culture of fear.
but I figure it is better to know whatās going on so you can understand whatās happening.
so anyway, yeah, shitās real yo.
hhh this is uhā¦ kinda terrifying.
Hey remember when this was exposed and not a single person in the US government went to jail or even lost their job over it
Remember 10 years ago when you were considered an insane and paranoid conspiracy theorist if you spoke about anything related to mass surveillance
Now everyone has just accepted it like itās the new normal without a second thought
Remember when the guy that proved it was all real, and the guy who released the info, both had the US go after them rather than the agencies, and the media supported it?
I still remember when that guy from CNN was like āonly WE are allowed to look at this info so donāt you dare go doing your own researchā, about wiki leaks. Almost like the media and the government were in cahoots the whole time and even till now.
That's like, so crazy. Whaaaat
We have our reasons.
@anamericangirl
Nonsense could a glowie be this hip?
You got me there. Wanna go to my illegal still and talk about assassinating politicians?
Literal dream date šš
Wait a minute...
Without the CIA we wouldnāt have had the crack epidemic.
The examples are numerous.
without the ATF, the Oklahoma City bombing would never have happened.
without the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid we would not have had the opioid epidemic.
without the inflation reduction act (lol) inflation would never have have spiked as it did the past 3 years.
without the Department of Education the US would not have dropped practically to the bottom of the list of developed nations in reading, math, and science.
etc, etc., etc...
We're good, right?
Back in middle school, my friends and I used a very simple coded language for writing secret messages. I saw some posts about needing to hide oneās beliefs from partners/bosses/parents so I wanted to share it with you! These would also be great to incorporate into sigils since they are simple lines and dots.
Reblogging this again cause itās so cool
This is called a pigpen cipher! I use it to code my journal. :>
Unfortunately, if anyone recognized what this is and wanted to put in the time, it's not really all that hard to crack. A simple letter replacement cipher is as old as the hills and there are programs that break them in seconds. That is if someone wants to put in the effort.
Think I just saw you at the store-
Hmm thatās funny because I just remembered I think I saw you with the rest of us MAGA Republican patriots at the capitol on January 6th.
Iām sure the lack of your arrest was just the result of a soon to be remedied clerical error.
Jokes on you, I don't even really exist.
Not that Iām a fed but you should know cyber bullying a federal agent is still bullying and feds have feelings too.
Don't blow your cover, Agents.
An FBI Agent goes undercover in a cult only to realise that all the members are undercover agents from different branches
This isnāt even a writing prompt, police and federal agencies just do this constantly.
The KKK was something like 80% FBI last I checked
But only 3% NSA š
PSA
If a blog has "official" in it's url, you can be 95% certain that it is a parody blog and not the real thing.
This is a time honored tumblr tradition
Fed-Ex-Official was real
We dodged a bullet there
