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How to deal with failure after a test: NT edition
ENTJ: Feels the need to make amends immediately. Makes a plan to get better at the subject.
ENTP: Scours through the paper to hopefully find marking errors. Smirks smugly upon gaining more points as the class looks on jealously.
INTP: Wants to do what ENTP is doing, but is afraid of actually being incorrect, and stays quiet.
INTJ: Compares test score to others’. Suddenly it’s not so bad. (But not in INTJ’s eyes.)
Thinkers giving emotional support to their feeler friends.
mbti stereotypes
XXFP's: "oh, people! i love the people!" they said, moments before hating the people.
XXFJ's: sunshine, laughter, social functions, concerts, helicopter mothers, emotional manipulation,,, pinterest
XXTP's: beep bop boop emotional unavailability
XXTJ's: beep bop boop justified murder
infp: you're smiling. did something good happen?
intj: can't i just smile because i feel like it?
estj: entp tripped and fell in the parking lot
enfp: if you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. after it's asleep, put it in your mouth, but don't eat it. just let it sit there. it will get warm and wake up. now you have a bee in your mouth.
istj: why the fuck would I do that
INTP vs Obstacles
INTP: walks into every edge of wall, bed frame, chair, table and even trips on perfectly even floor. Also INTP: walking seamlessly across crowded street without bumping into anyone and reaching the destination without looking at where she/he’s going while being engrossed with the hp/psp/nds/etc.
tfw you trip over your own feet
The NTs and social awkwardness levels
ENTJ: 0%. Even in the rare cases when they are socially awkward, people around them don’t notice, as they are too busy crying/running for their lives.
ENTP: Around 30%. They think it’s 0%, but IT’S NOT. TRUST ME.
INTP: Over 9000. Do I really need to explain myself on this one?
INTJ: A healthy 60%. Oh boy do we suck at trying to seem engaged in small talk. We don’t give a shit about the weather, or which borderline unknown cousin is getting married. We just don’t. Sorry.
INTX: * has perfect grades, plays various instruments, speaks various languages, follows a lot of courses *
INTX: wait how old am I? What year is it? Wait since when I have a family?
Feelings
XXXX: I have feelings for you
INTX: ah
INTX: like romantic?
INTX: why?
INTX: what is wrong with you?
infj : (Mid-rant) I don’t get why people rush into relationships! It takes months, years to unravel me, You can’t just “fall in love” without even knowing someone, I mean it’s Ridic-
enfp: *walks into room*
enfp : *smiles*
Infj:
Familiar situation hahah
Hmmm change enfp to enfj and than its very close to home 😅😅
yass yasss
The Types Reacting to an Insult
Tells them to shut up: ESTP, ISTP, ESTJ, ISTJ
Backlashes with perfect comeback: ENTP, INTJ
Takes it as a personal attack: ISFP, INFP, ENTJ
Apologizes for some reason: ISFJ, INFJ, ENFJ,
Will probably cry: ESFJ, ESFP, ENFP
Laughs and agrees: INTP
The Types in College
ENTP: overall a good student but they go out every Friday night to drink away their pain and get wasted – regrets it each week but will not stop until they feel like their life is going somewhere, never takes anyone’s advice
ESTP: they don’t look as dead inside but they’re the deadest inside, probably only passing their math classes because they make their friend tutor them once in a while, they act stupid but they really arent tho
ENFP: Asks all their friends to teach them things because they feel like asking the teachers will make them look bad, most likely to openly have a mental breakdown during class every other week, will get far in life if they stopped procrastinating
ESFP: They were getting ready for this since freshman year of highschool. They were preparing themselves. They truly, honestly were. But somewhere along the way, they lost it. What did they lose? yes.
ENTJ: mastered the superiority complex face four years ago and somehow they just keep improving it, gets through their classes easily, thinks college is chill (actually not haha psyche that’s what they want you to think)
ENFJ: Started to consider dropping out of college back in high school, probably more interested in the fine arts classes, lowkey scares everyone but they dont realise it and they get genuinely surprised when people tell them that they’re kinda scary
ESFJ: They used to be one of the top students in high school but they became a little better than mediocre in college due to stress stress stress, really self conscious, poor thing pls show them warmth in this cold cruel world
ESTJ: Often seen as the leaders during those dreadful, wrenched group projects and their group almost always gets the highest score. Wants to become a dictator but those weren’t the options
INTP: They treat college like highschool, but like a really hardcore highschool. Sure, they can get the studying done easily and (somehow) get pretty good grades but everything else is like climbing Mt. Everest. “Okay but how do you expect me to go out there and–and BUY things?? Why did they think leaving me alone was a good idea. I’m so malnourished”
INTJ: mental breakdowns every other day that last like ten minutes, sits in the front of the classroom, sort of a teacher’s pet but not in the obnoxious way yknow man they just wanna get through life successfully
ISFP: Average by day, dreamer by night. They’re doing fine so far but whenever they have free time, they plan on how to escape from civilisation and build a cabin in the middle of the woods in Alaskan wilderness. Stress free and hey! no diploma necessary
ISTJ: they sit in the middle of the classroom and aren’t really seen studying (ever) but somehow pass with a grade that’s better than half of the class, they’ll go days without shopping and binge shop whenever they do
ISTP: Only raises their hand whenever they come up with a smartass comment to piss off the teachers but the teachers cant get rid of them because other than that they’re [ISTP] actually good students, goes on backpacking trips during free weekends to get away from everyone
INFP: Probably failed their first year because they really, genuinely, had no idea what the shit they were doing, needs to be reminded of what to do next all the time, intelligent but lazy
INFJ: The really approachable one who probably wants to be a biology teacher and everyone loves them as a student teacher. Reeaallly popular but not in a bad way and they probably have sparkles trailing behind them wherever they go
ISFJ: Nobody knows who they are, never raises their hand during class, always tired even though they get more sleep than the average college student, puts in the most effort and gets along fine but not socially
entp: every night i go to bed with the taste of fresh blood in my mouth
intp: what the fuck man?
entp: yeah i brush my teeth way too hard
MBTI TYPES AS NOTHING!
ISFJ:
ESFJ:
INTJ:
ENTJ:
INTP:
ENTP:
ISFP:
ESFP:
INFJ:
ENFJ:
INFP:
ENFP:
ISTP:
ESTP:
ISTJ:
ESTJ:
this is so accurate
MBTI “types as” posts that should be done
mbti types as enzymes
mbti types as bees
mbti types as sharks
mbti types as midlife crisises
mbti types as retired bath and bodyworks scents
mbti types as manifestations of ennui
mbti types as star wars plotholes
mbti types as mispellings of the word excersize. exersise?
mbti types as weird places on your body you get a single freckle
mbti types as mbti types pretending to be other mbti types
mbti types as mbti types pretending to be other mbti types istp = infj pretending to be estp estp = entp pretending to be enfp isfp = esfj pretending to be isfj esfp = infp pretending to be entp istj = istp pretending to be estj estj = esfj pretending to be entj isfj = infj pretending to be isfp esfj = istj pretending to be enfj infp = isfp pretending to be infj enfp = intj pretending to be esfp infj = entj pretending to be infp enfj = estj pretending to be esfj intp = isfj pretending to be istp entp = esfp pretending to be intj intj = enfp pretending to be istj entj = enfj pretending to be istp
it’s official mbti tumblr is a beautiful seamless loop of meta content
mbti types as weird places on your body you get a single freckle
ISTP: Hand
ESTP: Butt ;)
ISFP: Near the belly button
ESFP: Earlobe
ISTJ: Elbow
ESTJ: Under the chin
ISFJ: Chest
ESFJ: Near the eyebrow
INFP: On the big toe
ENFP: Right in the middle of a cheek
INFJ: In the heart *wind blows*
ENFJ: Near another freckle (so it doesn’t feel alone)
INTP: In the brain
ENTP: IN the belly button
INTJ: Is too cool for freckles
ENTJ: Wherever they want it to be
mbti as sharks (which are cooler than bees by the way):
entj: ceo shark. *jaws theme plays*
intj: is better than u shark. Qualifies for jaws theme but only because of scary reputation and not cos your actually evil.
entp: argumentative but in a kinda sexy way shark. No jaws theme for you, we all know your all bark and no bite.
intp: shark that can’t get a date. Definitely too pathetic for jaws theme, no one’s ever gonna be scared of you tbh.
estp: a shark that lives for the moment. most deserving shark of jaws theme music.
istp: badass shark *rides into the sunset on motorbike while jaws theme plays*
estj: also badass shark but plays by da rules. Qualifies for jaws theme.
istj: shark that lives a respectable life, but sadly too respectable for jaws theme.
enfj: shark that is friends with many other sharks. Secret manipulative side means you get jaws theme music.
infj: a shark that can see into your very soul. Doesn’t play jaws theme because they wouldn’t want to upset anyone with it.
enfp: a shark that wishes it was the rainbow fish. The rainbow fish doesn’t need jaws theme music.
infp: sensitive shark. Refuses to accept jaws theme music as it’s too common and cliche to properly represent them.
esfj: dear mother shark. Too kind for jaws theme music.
isfj: shark that reads book while eating home made cookies. Tries to convince people they can be scary, but no one’s falling for it so doesn’t qualify for jaws theme music.
esfp: entertaining shark. Deserving of jaws theme music.
isfp: shark that likes to express itself through broadway musical songs instead of jaws theme music.
Mbti types as mispellings of the word exercise
Excercise: ISFJ, ISTJ Exsirsyze: ISTP, ISFP Ecserstasy: ESFP, ESTP Eggzurzizze: ENFP, ENTP Aca-xercise: ENFJ, ESFJ Exercry: INFP, INFJ Exorcize: INTJ It’s ‘exercise’ you idiots: ESTJ, ENTJ Who is ‘exercise’?: INTP
The MBTI types as bees (which are way cooler than sharks)
ESFJ: Queen bee ESTJ: Annoying bee that will come up to you and sting you for no good reason ENTJ: Angry CEO bee ENFJ: Bee who was super popular in bee school ESFP: Bee who got high on nectar and went crazy ESTP: Bee who plays a lot of extreme bee sports ENTP: The bee from the bee movie ENFP: The bee who didn’t want to conform and is rainbow coloured instead of yellow and black ISTJ: The only normal bee. Does what it should be doing ISFJ: Really nice bee who would never sting you INFJ: The omnipotent bee god who can read your mind INTJ: evil bee who thinks they’re really cool but is actually the lamest bee in the universe ISTP: Badass bee with a bee-sized motorcycle ISFP: Hipster bee who wears a little flower crown and has a bee-sized ukulele INFP: Really sensitive bee who was writing poetry and didn’t notice the bee-eating bird until it was too late INTP: really nerdy bee who has created some dank memes
THE CHAIN CONTINUES
MBTI types as Star Wars plot holes:
**ONE SPOILER AHEAD; PROCEED WITH CAUTION**
Kylo Ren doesn’t know his hero Darth Vader rejoined the good guys at the last minute: ESFJ, ISFJ
Sidious doesn’t make an effort to stop the Rebels until he tries to kill Luke: ENTP, INTP
The Jedi rarely use the all-powerful force in battle even though it’s useful: INFJ, ENFJ
Kenobi doesn’t recognise the two droids that he so faithfully worked with for many years: ESFP, ENFP
Luke takes three days of training to be able to match Vader: ESTP, ISTP
The Empire builds a second Death Star with the same flaws as the first: ISFP, INFP
Leia doesn’t react to any of the traumatizing events that befall her such as her home planet being destroyed: INTJ, ISTJ
If the Skywalker children were supposed to be a secret, Luke shouldn’t have kept his last name and Leia shouldn’t have been a princess: ESTJ, ENTJ
THE MBTI TYPES AS “TYPES AS” POSTS
ESTP: Types as stares ESTJ: Types as sharks ESFP: Types as idioms ESFJ: Types as types pretending to be other types ENTP: Types as misspellings of the word “exercise” ENTJ: Types as popular companies ENFP: Types as valentines ENFJ: Types as bees ISTP: Types as cool guys who don’t look at explosions ISTJ: Types as letters of the alphabet ISFP: Types as coping mechanisms ISFJ: Types as weird places on your body you get a single freckle INTP: Types as Star Wars plotholes INTJ: Types as things that suck about New Years INFP: Types as potatoes INFJ: Types as possessed objects
This post is all the MBTI garbage on Tumblr compressed into one single unit.
MBTI TYPES AS THE MISSPELLING OF EXERCISE
ENTP: exorcise
ENTJ: exercize
INTP: exarcise
INTJ: Guys, wtf it is exercise -_-
ENFP: exeeercise
ENFJ: eksercize
INFP: eksercise
INFJ: exersise
ESTP: exercisse
ESTJ: exircize
ISTP: exarcise
ISTJ: ixercise
ESFP: exercis
ESFJ: eksarciz
ISFP: iksarcise
ISFJ: exurcise
NT Moments - Only to humans
INTP almost spilled soap into a fish tank.
ENTJ: Noo!! Don't kill the fish!
INTP: NOOO!!! Don't die fishies!
ENTJ: You weren't killing the fish on purpose? I thought you were sociopathic.
INTP: Only to humans.
reasons to date each type
istp
isn’t really that shitty
long car rides
might let you win at mario kart
isfj
cute couples grocery shopping
can bake
has great music taste
enfp
surprise hugs
will stay up late with you
just imagine movie nights
adorable oversharing of things they like
estj
wants you to be your best
chivalry is not dead
they have good wifi
intp
will share cool wikipedia articles with you
never run out of things to talk about
i mean they never leave the house so lots of time together i guess
istj
will bring you flowers the saps they are
your parents love them
enjoys cliche romance more than they will admit
esfp
probably super hot tbh
never boring
really good at hugging
estp
good hair
always ready to make out
aLWAYS
entp
sometimes they’re funny
memes
might share their pizza with you if you ask nicely
well why not
enfj
couples halloween costumes probably
wants to buy you things
says i love you a lot
esfj
always texts back
will mother you
is friends with all your friends
infp
bOOKSTORES
will share a love for dogs
too large sweaters
infj
just wants you to be happy
doesn’t judge
listening to music together
intj
um
they own a cat
how about we forget this dating thing and just pet the cat
isfp
is adorable
makes playlists for you probably
good company
entj
will fight people for you
is good at gifting
will never ignore you
