When The Internet Spawns A Demon

The World's Leading Source of Sarcasm

[altglo-deactivated20151003]

i remember 2014 like it was yesterday.

[respektvoll]

you can only reblog this today, this will never happen in your life again

[vanitas--vanilla]

Which one of my OTP is the Eternal Flame Baby and which one is Laffy Saffy? I think we all knew this one.

[lsaaaaaac]

[pbh3]

The planets, aligned.

[hashtagclouds]

the sickest thing ive ever seen

[dunedain-prince-deactivated2026]

WAIT IS THAT LAST ONE REALLY PLUTO?!

[bananas-andstuff]

[sassyesq]

I would love this card.

[flyteestudio]

have fun and don’t worry about the snobs.

[draycen-deactivated20150731]

REBLOG THIS ONE ITS DOESN’T HAVE 50 SHADES OF GREY ON IT

[plothoe]

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

smirk every frickin five seconds

gulp

stutter to be cute

be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”

chuckle gently

chuckle in general

make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience

NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

[guckygarnes]

I chuckled so hard at this

[plothoe]

fuck off

[danglingthpider]

*smirks*

[bara-tits]

*chuckles*

[whatilike5569]

// I actually… chuckle… in real life… o/////////o

[grilledcheese-samwich-deactivat]

finals

[justdoitdaily-fitblr]

im actually speechless

[sonianeverlime-deactivated20150]

I actually did this for math finals

[marvilcomicsrock-blog]

For my English essay we were allowed a sheet of notes so I literally spent a week developing THE perfect essay and then summarising each paragraph into one line of shorthand in tiny writing 100%, A*

[rhdcarts]

in US Government last year our teacher said we could have one notecard to use as a cheat sheet and gave us a whole packet (meaning like 10 pages) of things that would be on our test. he said, and i quote, “there is no way to fit everything youre going to need on there so you better study”  i fit every last piece of info on that card and didnt study at all i got an a

moral of the story: dont tell me what i can and cannot do

[heirofmeme]

In one of the years before me one of my math teachers said students could bring in whatever they could carry to help with the exam so one guy carried a math major on his back and got to use them.

[sewbergamzee]

I hope the last one is true. I really do.

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[tubulareric]

TEENAGE GIRL TWEETS TERRORIST THREAT TO AIRLINE AND BRAGS ABOUT HOW MANY FOLLOWERS SHE'S GETTING

So this girl actually did this….

…and then proceeded to brag about it and say how happy she was that she was getting followers and favorites:

Then after it hit her how much shit she was in….

even though she had already changed her story several other times….

and also….just let it sink in that she thought blocking the FBI would actually let them not find her…..

people like this are literally the scum of the earth

[hardener]

person: get off ur high horse

me: 

[srushtinator-deactivated2015012]

that is a giraffe. try again.

[7ae-deactivated20140920]

[darylfranz]

[dutchstore]

Grandmas are relentless by Brandon Bowen

[juuliaroberts]

This is art

[lotad]

[blueandbluer]

CORRECT RESPONSE.

[pinch]

i just died

[patydin-deactivated20181026]

creepy pasta card by gatanii69

[nubunaga-san]

dreamloveliveproduction:

supermanofjokes:

interrned:

this is magic omg my friend showed me a site where people can make money just by filling out surveys in a few minutes. it’s great since i need extra cash and I make an average of $50-60 a week. if you wanna try it sign up here and verify your email. i thought it would be great to let you guys know because who wouldn’t want to make some money if they’re going to be on their laptop all day ;)

#guesswhosmakingbank

i almost have enough to afford tickets to see my favorite band omg i’m so glad this exists

[funniest-stuff]

[mielparaoshun]

I wish this was longer